CarryOnVilla

Why do you think Villa are not "inundated with bids" for Carney?

Pfft that don’t count. where’s the fun in truthful reporting

When was the last time we had a new rumour tweet linking us to someone? Anyone?

My M castore is about the same as my XL Kappa…

This is all the evidence we need to know god exists this was his bible and villa park was his church

I’m an XL in kappa and a medium in castore. but the castore is a bit more snug, so if you wanna be safe, go large

@Wezbid

A few pages back

my M Castor is a little snugger than my XL Kappa, not much tho.. so yeah an L may just be the right fit if you want to be safe

Oasis were shit and Conner Gallagher was the reason

Some contracts are like that

They earned their contracts on the work they did before signing, not on the work they could possibly do. the players you mentioned are not going to get anymore contracts from Villa, because they haven’t earned them while here. so has Carney earned his claimed demands from his prior work?

Well, gabby Jesus got in trouble with some Italian dudes and these Italian dudes decided to punish him by sending him to arsenal, which mentally killed him and he couldn’t play football. AFTV cried so much about how he shit he was, that he came back to life to just run his contract out and everyone laughed so hard they built a church in ode to Jusus’s epic trolling on the Arse.

As much as I’d love that, I bet they pull out the old “super league” card and scare away la liga and uafa **** actually I wonder what are the chances Barcelona will attempt to join another league like the Prem

Has Carney earned his reported pay demands?

And not a pun to bulk it out… seems fishy

Then Aaron, will want 60k, also Tim, also, KKH. If they getting 60k, archer will want 80k and if archer is getting 80k Watkins will want 150k and if Watkins is getting a raise then Jed Steer will wank £5000m per week. sounds stupid don’t it? Just like starting paying an unproven 18 year old the same kind of money as our captain

Tbf he did call the Danny Ings deal before anyone else

I got one of them eBay kitbag tops for CarryOnLad. The sizing is completely different to Kappa’s and it’s too big for him, but ideal for his fat dad… so here’s my instant review, compared to last seasons kit. Both tops are the stadium versions, kappa away, castore home this is a Medium, and it’s a smidge tighter than last seasons XL. Overall, a better fit than the kappa kits, about the same around the chest and a bit bigger around the gut (ideal for me). The fabric feels more thicker and a smidge more rougher than the kappa one To me, the claret is spot on, and very close to the official hex colour. So goes the blue in fact The villa badge is now full rubber. To me this is Good, because it’s adds in so much more detail… the lion is fully detailed and looks great. But this year it has has added indented lines on the shield, which makes the whole badge look classier. The Castore logo is embroidered on (watch your nips), so that’s not coming off in the wash… the cazoo logo is heat pressed on, like last season, so that needs a wash test, however my kappa has fully survived all its washes the chevrons are indented in to the fabric and look nice for it, I’m not sure how that’s done, but I’m suspicious if they stay like that after a few washes. I hope they do. The blue trim at the bottom create a nice break and slimming contour and distracts from the lovehandled muffin tops 2 things that are minor flaw to me. Where the side panels meet the main front panel, around the titty area are not aligned correctly (or mismatched in size) and that creates some puckering in the arm pit area. It’s not drastic, but it may bother some. and the sleeves are about an inch or 2 wider than I would like, but then again I have twiglit arms but overall it’s a good kit, a lot better than I was suspecting. Better fit for the average dad bod, but the fabric is just a smidge worse.

For that idea…. mate

Let’s be fair, your nan was a wonder kid in FM68