The Moustache of Teale

From a Newcastle perspective, it’s unfortunate they’re playing Man U in the final. On Man U’s form, there isn’t a team I’d least rather be playing right now. 

This is going well for Newcastle 

23 minutes ago, Robbie09 said:

Just back from the game so not seen the Morrison quote until now. Morrison is a D list ex professional with minimal IQ. 
 

Yes, can barely string two sentences together, and has got the IQ of an amoeba. Makes Agbonlahor look like Einstein. 

@rjw63 put it eloquently in the match thread. I honestly don’t think this description of Grealish can ever be surpassed:

10 minutes ago, rjw63 said:

Haha, that seeping venereal clunge doesn't give a shit about anyone but himself 

You really should become a writer for Mills & Boon

If they need help rolling wor sleeves up or pulling up wor socks, we know just the man for the job. 

Makes me wonder how we manage to make such hard work of playing this bunch of rectal prolapses. 

13 hours ago, Mr.Messy said:

Anyone have any insight in sizing for Womens Pro shirts?

For a Valentines gift I wanted something sexier than lingerie, My wife is a size 12 do the sizes for these shirts match up? I guess it will be tight but will it make her Cazoos fitted or squashed?

I guess that depends on how big her Cazoos are. 

41 minutes ago, pintpotvilla said:

I'm guessing they are not finished yet. Aouar??

My wish to see one last volleyed blind cross-field pass across our own penalty area has been granted.

2 minutes ago, markc said:

Oh Hector 

 

 

 

CJ Golson strikes again

Be warned everyone. Rupert means business this time. You’ll all see.

5 minutes ago, stewiek2 said:

 

A quick look at his hair and his previous tweets tells me to not take this too seriously. 

7 minutes ago, Delphinho123 said:

Me and Steero are tight. Mainly because he isn’t a complete moron. 

14 minutes ago, messi11 said:

If Gordan is worth £40 Mil, Gibbs White £42.5mil, Keane Potter £20mil..... For a French International that can talk multi languages and got great hair. Bargain. 

Who is this Gordan chap of whom you speak? Does he have any caps for Serbia?

Feel sorry for Brighton on this - they’ve been here several times recently. Players engineering moves in this way leaves a sour taste and his agent is a complete word removed. I hope they stand their ground and tell Arsenal to do one. 

1 hour ago, StanBalaban said:

 

 

 

Have they signed Soyuncu from Leicester?

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I manage all of the bcu buildings. What do we need to know?

Why a helicopter carrying Matteo Guendouzi / someone else / police helicopter / air ambulance (delete as appropriate) landed near there today. 

1 hour ago, Villarocker said:

I just did a search on Google Maps and it turns out that the place next door is only called The Doug Ellis Sports Centre! Make of that what you will

The distance between that sports centre (B42 2TP) and Villa Park is approximately 1.4 miles. It's literally around the corner. 

Sorry if this gets any kind of hopes up folks. Just letting you know what we saw today and thought it was odd. 

 

The Doug Ellis Sports Centre is part of Birmingham City University. One of my daughters plays netball games there sometimes. Doug Ellis was an honorary graduate of BCU but I don’t think it has any affiliation with Villa.

17 minutes ago, markc said:

Obviously a house

Hector’s House - now there’s a blast from the past.