The Moustache of Teale

5 minutes ago, NeilS said:

I had this discussion with my Dad on the way back to the car. It’s like arguing which is the worst dog turd. 

I’ve had this very discussion with some mates. The consensus was those huge mushy dog turds, that if you inadvertently step in one your entire foot slips from under you, are the worst. 

2 minutes ago, Steero113 said:

What a s**t night this has turned out to be. 

Gorgeous Sanson gets tugged off after 60 mins even though he's the best player on the park, we lose to a 4th tier s**tcannon of a team from where Lewis Hamilton was born and some bloke called Anal Candle is telling me we're in for a human breezeblock from Utd at CB. 

Need a right rank reset here ppl. Nasty business. 

4 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

He is injured

Injured for the last 2 games but Burn was playing at left back anyway, and has been played at left back ahead of Targett plenty of times this season. He’s spent a lot of games on the bench.

On 12/11/2022 at 14:16, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

Lads, what's the experience with shipping time from Villa Store?

I ordered 3 tops on the site, and paid for express shipping, specifically to make sure I got them before the World Cup kicked off.

4 days on, and the status is still on " processing " ffs.

Don’t know if these have turned up yet or if the status has changed, but I ordered a top last from Villa Store year, and the status was still showing as ‘processing’ on the day it was delivered to my house. 

According to FotMob he’s been injured for the last few matches and isn’t due back until early December?

The Ings thread is up and down more than a whore’s drawers.

3 minutes ago, gwi1890 said:

 

Brought a tear to my eye watching that. 

1 hour ago, Reivax_Villa said:

 

Why hasn't he been called up then?

 

Because Southgate’s a complete spunktrumpet. 

8 minutes ago, Reivax_Villa said:

Mings is not at the level to be playing international football.

He has a mistake in him, i.e the missed header against Chelsea  and the own goal against Fulham.

I would go as far as saying the defenders that missed out on making the squad are better than him, Tomori, Smalling ect.

Unfortunately Tyrone Mings is not an International player.

His performances and stats when playing at international level suggest otherwise. 

On 08/11/2022 at 08:57, Philosopher said:

When we signed him we all felt it was an underwhelming capture. But I alway saw thought it was a smart signing. The size and aggression he brings are something we have lacked for a long time. He isn't a match winner, he isn't nice to watch, just effective at protecting his back four, really gets stuck in.

Apart from when he played against us for Wolves

1 hour ago, sidcow said:

I applaud the effort of finding a Carry on Cowboy Kenneth 

It should be good therapy for me reading all the common-sense posts in this thread, which provide some reasoned and well thought-out perspective.

But I married to a ****ing Geordie, my phone won’t stop pinging with WhatsApp messages from the northern spunktrumpets, and it’s going to take me a long time to get over this.

Why do you do this to me Villa?

I’m sure this will turn out to be a great appointment, but just in case it all goes wrong I’ve just ordered myself one of these:

It’s happening!

8 minutes ago, duke313 said:

Bloody hell, I thought the deal was done. So we’ve only made an offer and he is considering it? Wasn’t he practically ready to sign for Newcastle and then pulled out at the last minute. Not over the line yet.

Playing the right formation, with people in their proper roles? What witchcraft was this?

6 minutes ago, Jas10 said:

The time is nigh…

Not one of Blondie’s better tracks.

5 minutes ago, Ingram85 said:

Im having a lie in tomorrow on my day off, when I wake up and see that’s he’s gone I’m going to have a cup of tea, 4 x Bourbon creams, a long soak in the bath then I’ll jump on the #50 to Kings Heath and get a few Nintendo DS or 3DS games from CeX. Then I’m gonna go home and put xhamster on, find some bird with a great set and have a massive celebratory fiddle with my todger. 

Sorry, off-topic, but I used to live between Kings Heath and Maypole and once witnessed an old bloke knocking one out on the number 50 bus. Your post mentioning the #50 and fiddling with your todger has brought those disturbing memories back. 

One of the few bright spots from a steaming pile of dog turd of a game.

He’s quality.

3 hours ago, sne said:

That second picture took me back to my days of collecting Panini stickers: