The Moustache of Teale

9 hours ago, sne said:

On what planet is a football kit the colour of baby shit a good idea?

15 minutes ago, VillanousOne said:

i sharted and it was still more enjoyable than watching Villa under Gerrard

Intrigued to know why you had to edit that post. Did it take a few moments before it dawned on you that you’d actually followed through? 

14 minutes ago, AshVilla said:

Why is the vote private.

I want to see the masterminds that think he's doing a good job.

I understand it’s David Blunkett, Stevie Wonder, and Lenny Peters from Peters and Lee. 

1 hour ago, villarule123 said:

Good thing we've loaned out our next best RB. 

And sent our other dedicated right-back to train with the kids. 

14 minutes ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

Maybe Ings has voucher for him. He played with him for 2 years. 

One of those where you click on your basket and type BEDNAREK10 at checkout to get a 10% discount?

1 hour ago, TRO said:

He is now challenging the Status Quo.....This team has had a lethargy about if for some time, and it needs challenging

He is challenging the Status Quo. But I’d like to know what he’s proposing.

7 minutes ago, alreadyexists said:

Despite some naysayers, I think this is great for him and his development. Even training with Ings and Watkins will do any going sticker wonders, never mind getting minutes in the PL… and hopefully scoring in the PL too!

Is that you Dem?

3 hours ago, WallisFrizz said:

With the amount of cctv, it wouldn’t be too hard to trace people back to their seats. Or identify people over social media. If clubs don’t cooperate with the policy, they’ll be fined I imagine so I could see large amounts of people get banned in one go.

Those on the season ticket wait list can live in hope. 

1 hour ago, Demitri_C said:

How they got Middlesbrough top??

29 minutes ago, StewieGriffin said:

Wilder is my guess...

Nobody’s gonna break their stride this season

57 minutes ago, Aston_Villan4 said:

NBCsports ranks out kit 12th.

NBCsports Kit rankings

12. Aston Villa

Safe, steady and classic with both the home and away kit. This is not an adventurous look but Villa are staying true to their claret and blue roots, and the away shirt is very nice indeed.

 

I stopped reading when I saw Forest at number 4.

Reviews were obviously written by Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. 

5 hours ago, sne said:

Nice! Or Lorient actually but whatever

Looks like a granite kitchen worktop.

10 minutes ago, chips'ngravy said:

As he trains with the u23s at Bodymoor rather than plays with the first team out in Australia, it must be dawning on him that this might not work out quite how he'd have hoped.

You have to say his team played a good game in getting him thrust into first team action last season, even if it was tantamount to blackmail. But where does he go from here? It appears they've overplayed their hand.  I don't give much credence to the Barça, Man City, PSG, A N Other big club links. Read the article in Mundo Deportivo about the possibility of him signing for Barça but it was very speculative based on nothing other than the fact someone else had mentioned Barça as a potential destination. It suggested that if they did sign him they'd most likely loan him out to get some minutes. 

So where would that leave him? Playing for Granada or someone similar for a season? How is that a step up from playing for Villa in the PL and the exposure that guarantees? The same would apply to any of the other big clubs. So the reality is he'd almost certainly end up at a lower ranked club than Villa for at least a season, albeit with a slightly enhanced bank balance. Like i said, i can't see any of them making the move at the price Villa are asking and for his wage demands (if true). So that would leave him sitting out the final year of his contract not getting a sniff of first team action at a crucial stage in his development. Stranger things have happened but it would be a massive own goal if that were to be the case.

So what you’re saying @chips'ngravy is that he might be pissing on his own chips?

I agree. 

I must be in a minority of one. I take medium in almost all clothes and my medium Kappa away top (£15 bargain) from last season fits perfectly. 

Looks like it’s an infant kit if I ever get the Castore one.

1 hour ago, duke313 said:

I wish people would stop referring to him as a 'generational talent'

Messi and Ronaldo were generational talents, Chuk is a standout player in a good youth team, who may or may not go onto to be a great player.

You can blame @messi11 for that. He calls everyone a generational talent

Including Peter Enckelman. 

2 hours ago, sne said:

it's different at least. The back makes it look terrible thou.

That’s horrifying. A woman with a moustache.

1. Mr Egg

2. Snobs nightclub

3. The number 11 Outer Circle bus route 

14 minutes ago, messi11 said:

Carney defiantly reads this thread 

He also defiantly refuses to commit to a new contract by all accounts 

6 minutes ago, maqroll said:

It is as if Azaz is as good as Hazard was with Madrid.

That’s an impressive tongue-twister to be fair.

That England top looks like something you’d see worn with shell-suit bottoms on West Bromwich High Street.

Hideous. 

2 minutes ago, sidcow said:

Ludwig. I'm egg cited. 

 

One for the older VT members there. 

Ah, Ludwig.

WTF was that all about? I’m sure half the children’s TV programmes from my childhood were written and produced by people who were completely off their tits the whole time. 

42 minutes ago, The_Steve said:

Iconic. Best kit launches ever. 

Venezia’s kit launches are pure filth. Wonderful.