The Moustache of Teale

1 hour ago, Rds1983 said:

I know, I'm just trying to think of a way to fit them both in.

From what I've seen so far the FBs take turns tucking in while the other attacks, with one holding MF but they're still tweaking things. 

Schumacher has said they'll still sometimes play 3-4-2-1

8 minutes ago, TRO said:

could be....I am notoriously sceptical.

I’m not sure I fully believe you 

14 minutes ago, Tomaszk said:

Where is the plane now?

9 minutes ago, wishywashy said:

Twitter quoting bloody Ansel Moreau again. Swear they'll fall for anything these days. 

Isn’t he a mime artist? How do you quote a mime artist? 

Really no need to pay for expensive hair transplants. Just invest in one of these:

8 minutes ago, Villa 59 said:

Ball busting anal done it for me

But who gives a flick? Just had to be done!

Has your backside recovered now?

1 hour ago, mole86 said:

The goal away at Middlesbrough I’m guessing is why you remember him for that kit

They both scored in that game - both quality goals too.

1 hour ago, sne said:

That’s dreadful. Looks like some sort of huge bib or apron on top of a patterned kit. 

13 minutes ago, est1874 said:

Distressingly common occurrence on the honeymoons I've been on

How do you find polygamy is working for you? 

This news was broken to Monchi hours ago and he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for. 

1 hour ago, The_Steve said:

Having adidas is no guarantee of quality. The new Celtic shirt is vile.

 

 

Mmm. I quite fancy a mint Aero.

1 hour ago, chrisvilla4 said:

Well if this signing goes through we must be serious of wanting to trophies. Would be nice to see Pau with China in his hands.

He’ll put his Heart and Soul into everything, that’s for sure 

19 minutes ago, villan-scott said:

What an excellent start…

 

This sounds like a wind-up.

4 hours ago, rjw63 said:

One of their idiots used to write for the Argus, and his comment that the fans in the Witton Lane stand do nothing but applaud like seals stuck. 

Of course it doesn't take much to amuse a fanbase with an IQ of a 1970's white dog turd. 

Good to see there are other aficionados of retro white dog shit. Along with power cuts and my dad always being on strike when he worked for British Leyland, it’s one of my overriding memories of my 70s childhood.

I don’t particularly mind it. Not overly fussed on the shoulders but it doesn’t outrage me. Won’t be rushing to buy one but I only occasionally buy once they’re being sold at knock-down prices at the end of the season anyway.

Looks ok in the player pictures. 

4 minutes ago, rbcuk said:

You’d have thought it would be online now, esp if the club shop opens up at 2 people might have a wasted journey when they get there and don’t like it 

Agreed - people might have braved all-weathers only to find a kit they don’t want

3 minutes ago, Tayls said:

Why can’t we just get a god damn tyre company as a sponsor? That’s all I want. I don’t ask for much from the Villa. 

I think we’ll need to tread carefully when considering our next sponsor 

14 minutes ago, Jbvilla909 said:

PSG have entered the chat

Are they having a few issues with their internet connection?