It's fun to look at all these players from last season who have left now on Villatalk. Always from 'Great signing, will do amazing in a Villa shirt' to 'At last, that shit footballer's gone'
AgentDave's Wife's Funeral:
Vicar: "Today we mourn the light in everybody's eyes: AgentDave's Wife."
*coffin lowered*
AgentDave: "I don't want to worry you, my beautiful wife, but you look a little ill to me. Nevermind, let's have sex"