General, I've set my goals in life, I want to be involved in football, on the business side of things, I live and breathe football, so naturally it would be a dream for me.
I'm sure there's thousands that would like to work at Villa, and I'm one. Who can I contact at the club about working there for free?
I'll offer my expertise for as long as you like, I'll make tea and everything, providing you can give me the invaluable experience of working for such an illustrious business and football club.
If you'd like to PM the answer to me, as I imagine you probably get a lot interest, then feel free.
Cheers General,
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