Cheryl Cole, Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell are walking along the street when Cheryl trip, falls forward and jams her head in some railings. Simon, quick as a flash pulls down her knickers and bangs her senseless from behind. Slapping her tight little arse, he turns to Louis and says "your turn", Louis starts crying. "Whats wrong ?" says simon. Louis Sobs "My head wont fit in the railings!"