The club isn't putting the prices up on everything and the only way to stop that is to stop buying from them. Something has to give with the cost of living.
Remember when the letters on the wall behind Theresa May fell down during her speech and that comedian gave her a pretend P45 and everyone wondered if she could survive it?
Simpler times
I'm struggling here but if you're being ironic for comedic value then I take my hat off to your dedication. But if you're serious I must strike you with that hat.