villadude

It's Blackadder for me ... The king of Sarcasm.... My favourite line was 'Ol Slacky' responding to Baldrick announcing he had a cunning plan (again) " Is it as cunning as a fox that's just been made professor of cunning at Oxford university" ...

Nice one Bicks hehe ...

I voted for Road runner ... What happened to Foghorn Leghorn though ? He was ace !

Hmmmmm tough one ... but it has to be a biscuit IMO on accounts of its shape and dunkability !?? 8)

Doug invented Des Lynam you know !

I think we now have, injuries permitting, a more than decent enough squad to keep clear of the drop, on our day we can beat anybody. My only concern is the home game hoo doo, if we can get that monkey off our backs, we'll piss it!

Bloke walks into his lounge carrying a lamb under his arm His missus is sat there open mouthed ... Bloke says "this is the pig I've been ****" Missus says "that's not a pig, it's a lamb" Bloke says "I wasn't talking to you" !

After scum heath, I hate the barcodes. BIG club my arse !

Funny as feck that !!

Yaaaaaaawn ... Sorry, I'm struggling to keep my eyes open ! :yawn:

i'll get my coat

I so hope this is true, so pissed off and tired of being let down time and time again. I'm just having a scoot thru one of the inbreds message boards, it's quite a topic at the moment! 8)

I've only just found out about all this .. I can't get to a telly either as I'm stuck at bleedin work till 8pm tonight, what was Fear saying ? Am I allowed to get a bit excited then ??

Nah it's not important really is it .. I'll just try n forget about it, reckon I'll be able to sleep ok tonight ! 8)

hey that's not fair of you to ask me that dude ! :winkold:

I've just noticed what the vote is actually for, I thought it was for who you thought was the best mod ... Can I withdraw my last one and vote again ?? :oops:

I only hope you're right BigJim.... But personally I think it's all over with our gaffer ... Any premiership manager worth his weight would have kicked some arse and gotten some kind of result last night, instead he sat on his bench and watched a dismal uninspiring shit display by "his" team. At the end of the day, I don't think O'Leary has the motivational skills required at the level he's being paid at. He has to go IMO !

I'm gutted cos I really thought we had found the manager in O'L to take us forward and achieve great things again, I really did rate him, but, I think the fact that he would have left the club would lift some of the players enough to bring about some better performances, it's been commented over and over again how he has lost the dressing room. Any caretaker manager with a few different ideas could achieve better results short term IMO. That's why I'm voting for him to go.

Yes he should be removed

Leave it be dude !

I used to watch loads of telly, but these days it's just a background noise as I spend most of my evenings on the PC ... I had a problem with my ISP connection a couple of weeks back, I was unable to get online for about 2 days, couldn't believe how bored I was, didnt know what to do with myself !

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up." "Sure," they said, "You're welcome." So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hit man," was the reply. "You're joking!" was the response. "No, I'm not,! " he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools." "That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here." So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window." "Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...... He's naked, too!!! The bitch!" He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?" "I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger." "Can you do two for me now?" "Sure, what do you want?" "First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson." The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the friend impatiently. "Just be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save you a grand here.....

The left side is winning according to the poll ... Splendid !

I remember being embarrassed when I took my young nephew to a game, we stood on the left as I normally did, and he hadn't told me he had brought an air horn with him. All very well, but it was one of those crappy little ones that made a shitty squeak rather than a good loud blast like the proper bigger air horns. I remember everybody taking the piss and laughing at the noise it made, I really was dying out there, but didn't have the heart to take it off him! :oops: