World_Domination

Do you mean like these ? For Me And My Gal My Old Man (Said Follow the Van) The Wild Rover Ghost Riders In The Sky Amazing Grace Hi Ho Silver Lining She Wore A Yellow Ribbon Go West Oops Upside Your Head Papa's Got a Brand New Pigbag.

We're the Holte End We're the the Holte End, We meet on a Saturday, We're the Holte End We're the Holte End, We come to see the Villa play.

Bigger rocket polisher than Ronaldo............Your a bigger rocket polisher than Ronaldo

So who's that word removed there I wonder what went wrong So that he choose too not compete He don't play major matches I doubt he even makes team sheets His club just arnt legitimate And what a scummy man He'll play for half an hour He'll play left back if he can Can see it in his eyes That he's never been a fan To be happy on benches O For England, he did well once or twice So Gerrard bent over and pulled down his red tights He got infected when they **** with him that night He's a scumbag, dont you know Said he's a scumbag now we know!

If a young English player signed for the Villa after not making at Arsenal ( lets sat Hoyte ), he has 3 brilliant seasons for us winning both players player and fans player of the year. Then with a year left on his contract he refused to sign an extension. The following year he leaves on a free to join Chelsea's reserve team. Would the thread discussing his character be more or less favorable than Barrys ?

I'm going RF They show us and remind us of what we are fighting for. They are there to opitumise what we hold dear. For thier subjects to gain strenght through there conduct and lead by example. A symbol of a people's civilisation and history. A monacy can lift and unite a people. In this mixed melting pot society with possible recession looming, a figure of dignity and principle for people to look up to seems needed more than ever. The problem with it is that the biological "next in line" arnt always up to it. In the past many children would of been had with different wives untill a suitible child was concived, the next in line should only be named by the predecessor not spawned.

" I cant believe he's with her" "she only with him for the money" " I heard she's got her friend to chat him up so she can finish it"

Speculation threads are no better than gas bag women at work talking about who was seen with who at the weekend

Normal threads can take days or weeks to come to a satisfactiry conclusition, where as a poll can do it far quicker and more efficiently. I still find polls in tents.

I'd rather be a nail, than a screw.

The captive Austrian daughters diary has been released, Monday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad Tuesday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad Wednesday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad Thursday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad Friday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad Saturday - Stayed in, got F*ck by my Dad Sunday - My Dad took me to watch Birmingham City away at Aston Villa, wish I'd of stayed in.

Was thinking to the tune of "Message in a bottle" He'll send your players on to a Ward I hope that Nigel gets you I hope that Nigel gets you Ni--gel ReoooCoker Ni--gel ReoooCoker,

Ohhh Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Collymore Ohhh Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Stanny Pe----trov Ohhh Barry Barry Gareth Barry take us on a euro tour

And you'll never play for England, You'll never play again. Sign on, sign on

He said he stopped watching "as it was like a pre season friendly against a local team, every time we wanted the ball they just gave it back to us" He is a bit weird plays far to many computer games. I'll go 1 - 2 for me, thought its very close, there team at least had a go that time, and there fans even sung there one song a couple of times when it was 1 - 1. Then the unleashing of the raw happiness at the end, the 5 - 1, I saw coming .

was asking people the other day which they prefered, The 5-1 destruction, like picking wings off a helpless fly. I know Villa fans who said they had to stop watching the TV/Pc as it was getting to embarrasing. Saw sha fans after who were white as ghosts and said how jealous they were. Or The 1 - 2 last minute Gabby winner at there place and the rage it caused after. Was going to have a pole for it, but poles are to intense

The "you fat bitch" ruins that joke. You shouldnt need to include a qualifier so that stupid people get the punchline. but I'd never dare call someone I dont know ( and proberly anyone I do know ) "a fat bitch" ...so it has shock value as well as being a clever play on words. could depend on the person your telling it to I guess. Women dont want to hear mens' opinions, they want to hear their own opinions but in a deeper voice. What's the population of Austria? About twice as many as you'd think

I was in Ireland when they got arrested, overhearing foreign people talking about how much of a shit club they are was brilliant.

The band formerly known as the The High Numbers for me, I thought they'd be winning it by miles and miles.

After the fanatsy football win, my bro got a ps3, tag = BigHairyNut both playing GTA at the mo, But you can't be any geek off the street, gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep!

Carew's still on fire, You cant start a fire without a spark Ashley Young provider scoring goals at Villa park the boss

The Boss - Dancing in the Dark,

What have LEEDS and DERBY got in common? Neither deserve to get 15 points

lovin LukeMoore having a red card