World_Domination

Why wasn't Didier Drogba invited to Frank Lampard's mothers funeral?? Because He Would Dive In The Box !!

I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said "morning." He replied, "No, just having a shit."

A man walks into a petrol station and says "Can I please have a kitkat chunky". The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him. "No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch"

Going as a freeby, but saw them in Eastbourne last year, had a riot. Gig crowds love em, lots of singing, mooshing and ridiculas dancing. The name "konk" is a tribute to the Kinks who's recording studio they used to record it.

Kooks - She moves in her own way gearing up for tonight

The Rascals - Shades of Embarrasment Academy2 Fri 6/6

Sack your Board sack your board sack your board,, think they would join in

West Brom are our Rivals, West Brom our local Rivaaaaaaaaaals. Solihull Borough are your Rivals, Solihull Borough are your Rivaaaaaaaaaaaals

Wile Man - Derry's answer to Eminem

Stealing another Liverpool song? Ja-vier Mas-cher-a-no-ooo just heard it on youtube for the first time, sounds good, probably better than the Ash, Ash Ashley Youngung, scan but still be good.

"We're gonna fight for are right to eat hot spuds".....

"We all live in a randy lerner world" good but has it got the funny element a good chant needs We all live in a land of Randy love"............. "We all drink in a Randy Lener pub"............ "We all follow the greatest Football club".............

Oh Ash Ashley Young'ung, Oh Ash Ashley Young'ung, Oh Ash Ashley Young'ung

"have you ever seen a salad in your life" I'd shit it if I saw Harewood in the dark, O I'd shit it if I saw Harewood in the dark but I love it when I see him, love it when I see him, love it when I see him down Villa Park When he plays he sets the Villa crowd alight, When he plays he sets the Villa crowd alight, When he plays he sets the Villa plays he sets the Villa when he plays he sets the Villa crowd alight,

A mate txt me this one, To the Torres tune, We all thought that O’Neil was mad, Harewoord, Harewood, He’ll never make the grade we said, Harewood, Harewood, He proved us wrong and now is loved, He is the hero of the club, MARLON HAREWOOD Villa’s number 9 Na Na Na Na Na Na Na And one of mine, To yellow submarine We all live in the land of Randy love a land of Randy love, land of Randy love We all drink in a Super Randy pub, a super Randy pub, a super Randy pub

^^ love it, maybe a better scan ? Will it be Barry or John Carew Will it be Laursen, will Gabby get 2, well I'm gonna guess Ashley Hope its 6 its 6 we hope its 6 its 6 we hope its 6 its 6 Oh we hope its 6.

You can thank those clever people from Health & Safey for saving you from the hidden danger that is hot food. General, Has anyone thought about making sure the middle section of the Trinity is filled, Its a focal point of the ground and sometimes seeing it half empty is dissapointing. I guess theres, life long season tickets, sponsers and away team allocations to think about but if people cant make it, can they not be offered as a swap last minute to staff or families. Dont worry about replying on here if it cant be done it cant be done and if it can well I will see The ground is looking the best Ive sen it by the way.

Krikey! It seems the Kooks have kounterfeited the Kinks' koncept of kommencing all "c" words with "k"! Sounds like a load of krap. doesnt really matter but they did record it at the guy from the Kink's recording studio, which might excuse the kitschness 2nd listen still shit, shame

The new Kooks album - Konk, and first listen it's a big pile of steaming sha.

We're the Holte End, we meet on a Saturday - unknown, but this disc isnt leaving the car Lets do the Villa Rock, Lets do the Villa Roll

Barry Blue the Villa Villan - unknown

Kickback with Rick Not to be view with other tabs open, i.e whilst playing heads up in the final of an 2 hour poker tournament. :shock: *MAY CAUSE EXPLORER ERROR*

doesn't that mean the earth will basicly flip over so north will be where south is and vica versa? The needle on a compass would point towards the south pole, but that seems to be about it.

taken from a page called RevScience

Seriously? Yes, I was maybe a gram under though or did you mean my posts read like those of a 10 yo :?