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lapal_fan

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  1. 12 hours ago, Xela said:

    Your personal situation has changed massively though. 

    I've gone from £100pm in an older all electric flat 15 years ago, to £75pm now, in a modern efficient flat. I am a lot more careful now though. When I first moved here, the heating was set at 23 degrees from October to April, and my bill never went over £50pm! 

    As an energy manager, this annoys me.

  2. 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said:

    The Toyota MR2 didn’t sell in France because MR2 said in France/with a French accent sounds like merde (that means shit in French)

    I'm not a car person, but as a kid I really wanted one of those because of the cool curved back window.

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  3. 40 minutes ago, KentVillan said:

    I will never wank using salad cream as lube again, a failed experiment in my younger years, absolute agony, I think it was the vinegar that did the damage. 

    I imagine the cucumber up your arse was pretty uncomfortable too.

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  4. I'll have 2 shandies max if driving, which depending on the pub, is either 1/2 pint total, or 1.25 pints total.

    It's very rarely the latter, the robbing bastards.

  5. 3 hours ago, Marka Ragnos said:

    Ok, clear the area. Incoming Dumb American questions ... If you "get" a yellow, can't that mean two opposite things? Do teams ever "get" a pen? What are the proper transitive verbs associated with fouls? Take? Draw? Give? Win? I'm getting very confused by seemingly dual meanings. "We got a yellow card" can mean we both received one or gave one, right? 🫤

    You can't take a foul, you can take a free kick, throw in, corner or penalty.  Emi can take a goal kick.  Pau Torres can take the piss (put of oncoming strikers and make them look stupid).

    A typical example would be Jack Grealish can "draw a foul", it means you're shielding the ball or using it in such a way that you're ensuring contact with the player results in him getting a foul.  Basically if you have the ball, you're looking to get a free kick.

    A ref can give a foul, because a tackle has been attempted but the ball wasn't touched, but the player was, halting their progress. A ref can give a yellow if he thinks the foul was bad enough or the player has been persistently fouling (accumulating fouls).

    "Winning" can be used a bit like "drawing" - a player can "win a foul".  I don't think you can say "the player has won a yellow" because no-one wants a yellow. You can "win" a penalty too, but usually it would be said that the penalty has been "awarded" to a team as a result of the punishment given to the other team.

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  6. Can someone explain how a council can go bust, and explain it like you would to a 5 year old?  Y'know.. so @Paddywhack could understand..

    Surely a council is only as rich as central government investment and tax generation allows.  What is Bham council doing that say, Dudley or Manchester council aren't?

    I also heard Windsor and Slough councils are going to the wall.

  7. 6 hours ago, GlobalVillan said:

    Yes I noticed you keep quoting me and disagreeing. Whatever the subject. It's tiring.

    I know you have other clubs you follow,  (checks Man City thread), but I dont and I think Mbappe playing for a rival would be a terrible thing for Villa and our fans.

    @Stevo985 quotes everyone because the big knobhead posts more than everyone else.

    Stop being so sensitive, you big wuss.

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  8. That's the biggest issue this season for me, Man Utd are objectively shit.  They have half decent players who give "a moment of magic", but holistically looking at them, they're proper cack.  City, Arsenal, Spuds, Us, Liverpool and even Chelsea have an identity and a way of playing. 

    This lot do the bare minimum and get lots of decisions go their way, plus they "just about hang on" then sucker punch for a shit win.

    I mean.. fair play that they get away with it this often.. there must be a skill in it somewhere.

    But if they get to Europe, they won't do anything in it because they'll canter to the knockouts and get beat by the first competent team they face.

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  9. Broke my leg in 3 places because I was having a piggy back on my brother and I shouted "YEE HAW!" and pulled back on his neck to impress a girl, he landed on me and i broke it in 3 places, two fibia, one tibia or vice versa. I was 7.

    Broke a rib fighting with my brother over the last piece of my birthday carrot cake.  I was 24, he was 30.  He won.. 

    Snapped my ACL when flying a stunt kite in some shit Northern Welsh town near a Haven or pontins or summat.  My feet were buried in sand and one of the two kite cables snappe and it twisted my knee.  I tried to play football on it 2 hours later - LOL bad mistake.

    I tore my hamstring jumping for a volley at 7 a side, no-one near me and my hamstring rolled up my leg into my arse and I had to drive to the hospital.  Every time I had to change gear, it was agony.

    Twisted my testicle when getting out of the car when I was 10, that was pretty nasty.

    Few stitches here and there falling when skating on quads 8-12.

    All pretty standard.

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