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Tim Hortons Vanilla Latte is criminally good.

I don't want to know what goes in it, but every sip is like a thousand cuddles from a group of fairies.

1 hour ago, Xela said:

I only drink coffee that has been through the digestive tract and anus of civet. 

 

You know her from Longbridge too?

Dirty boy.

4 hours ago, Xela said:

More or less centre, which makes me Hitler on here. 

Economic Left/Right: -3.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.33

 

Going to Nuremberg for any rallies soon, Alex?????

On a day where it seems football fans can't sit in opposite sections of a stadium without injuring each other and innocents around them, the cricketing family show them how it's done.

Well done England, a brilliant test match.

Windies looking good!  This is great to see  

Your job sounds almost as brilliant as mine

7 hours ago, useless said:

My July 30, 2021 Morgan Rogers comment

Morgan Rogers is a good player and someone I wondered if we might go for because of his connection to the Albion academy but I wouldn't expect him to be part of any deal for Grealish, and not sure he's a £10m player, at first team level he's had one decent season in League One; a couple of weeks ago he was being linked to Palace for £6m that seems like a fairer valuation to me.

useless

I hold your opinion and comments in high regard, so if you think he's good enough, I'm happy to back him (and you).

On 21/01/2024 at 21:23, Davkaus said:

I just thought I was shitting on a trash tier drama not unleashing the fash vs the wokerati  

FWIW, I'd **** batter that chick

Lol you're a virgi.. sorry vegan.

You can't batter anything you silly pussy  

Other than a bloody... CAULIFLOWER or summat!!!

Pierre van hoowhatever.

What a myth of a man.   Seemed to bang in goals, then just disappear because he didn't want to be arsed anymore.

Looked a bit like Freddie Mercury too with his teeth in my minds eye.

7 hours ago, villaajax said:

I guess for me it felt like life was on hold. That I wasn't wasting my life, because it was on hold. With life being back to normal, life moves fast, I can't get my head around the fact I'll be 34 this year, I still feel like I'm in my 20s but no, I'm 34 and have nothing to show for my life. Absolutely nothing.

I miss the pause.

It's only on hold if you have planned something, but aren't doing it.

If you haven't figured out what it is yet, then nothings on hold, you're just going with the flow. 

If you aren't doing it, then make a path of easy to accomplish steps, but you're responsible for building that path, nothing gets done without it. 

I saw about 20 people in Hereford yesterday protesting for Palestine, so I reckon the end of the war will happen soon x

Happy birthday shed rocket polisher x

This'll put a smile on ya face 

Helena Goldbridge from Kinver Edge is my person who should be more famous than they should be, but aren't.

In 1712 she identified that clusters of certain rare minerals occured within certain places due to the geological events occuring over the course of history.  This meant that the search for these minerals could be consolidated to specific regions, whereas before her, searching was much more random, and therefore unsuccessful.

It may seem simple now, but she used available geological records to identify where tectonic plate movement had moved from & to, to really focus the searches and open up new mines, allowing for deeper and more successful extraction.  

The results of her discoveries resulted in what were small mining companies, being able to grow into some of the largest businesses in the world at the time, of which some of the benefactors we still know about today (such as the Musk family).  

It could be argued without her, we wouldn't have made those links, and we'd be much further behind in our technological advancement and some of the world's richest people wouldn't be the world's richest people.

Another thing to maybe consider, is the sheer exploitation her discovery has resulted in and number of deaths from poor health and safety.

It's estimated that since Helena Goldbridge, there have been over 1.2 million deaths from mining related industries, which would (weirdly) make her one of the most lethal people ever to have lived.

19 hours ago, Jas10 said:

 

Yaya Toure would still be at Man City if they'd have done this for him!

Well done young man

9 hours ago, Paddywhack said:

He did have 2 evening coffees though, the bloody mad man.

Still awake now!!! BANG

Luke Shaw is faster than Bailey (or that's what I saw when my son was playing Vs CPU)

2 hours ago, Stevo985 said:

Must have been urgent if your mom rang three times

2 hours ago, NurembergVillan said:

She needed to borrow some johnnies.

3 days and that's the best you can come up with?

I thought bald people were meant to be clever!

31 minutes ago, MaVilla said:

So what are Mainz claiming?, that free speech is illegal?

If a German court can prove that his speech is "against" Israel, then it would be argued it would be hate speech as it's singling out one group.

1 hour ago, Seat68 said:

Rather irritatingly my mum is dying. Massive heart attack, in an induced coma and on a ventilator. Arteries are **** so the are struggling to put a stent in. Pissing me off as she lives in bloody France. 

Sorry to hear that Mr Seat, Sir

Best wishes. 

7 hours ago, sidcow said:

Sorry, meant to say Inbetweeners Movie. In the night club 

 

 

That was my ringtone back in the day and every time someone called me, I danced like Will.

So that's... 3 times.

Ignore my last post, I've posted about 10 times in an hour and that included wanking whilst spying on women, punching Xela and just being an annoying clearing in the woods.

7 minutes ago, Xela said:

Real ale, pork pies, and discussions about inflamed colons. The key ingredients to excellent pub banter. 

I'd say that sounds right up my alley, but then I'd be well annoyed you stopped at 3 pints because of your raging hangovers and that you'd probably start talking about your dreadful job and I'd want to strike you, thrice.

So have a good evening chaps

4 minutes ago, sidcow said:

I've qualified for a free bowl cancer check from work. It's a home blood test kit. 

Problem is I don't think I can use it because you're not allowed to have an orgasm for at least 48 hours before you take the bloods.  When am I ever going to fit that into my schedule? 

 

I hate bowl cancer.. I really do.

It makes my Coco pops taste like shit.