lapal_fan

Looks alright for an under 8 girls player 

Piss easy 1-3 win.

3 Rodri own goals lol, the **** clown.

Does Cole Palmer not realise how **** ugly he is?

Brrr, you may feel cold, but so will whatever woman's snatch you find yourself lucky to be bearing down on, you slack jawed, foot faced, rancid cretin.

Great player though.

8 minutes ago, Xela said:

I'm thinking - "I call that a Monday"

God, I bet Blackpool is even shitter on Mondays.

We've all been locked in, surely?

Any legendary nights out, where you end up waking up getting pissed on by a feral dog in El Salvador?

Who was the div in your friend group who got tied to a lamppost?

Where did that tattoo of Carlton Palmer come from?!

Share your great nights out stories HERE.

2 minutes ago, sne said:

Yup. Used to be obsessed with football and watch everything from everywhere. Game has been ruined for me thanks to a number of reasons. Still watch some non Villa games but only a small % of what I used to.

Same goes for sports as a whole, my interest has dropped to almost zero from using to keep up with as much as I could.

Concerts. Can't be bothered to be around people so I stay away.

Cinema. See concerts. 

People, if I don't get paid for it I tend to avoid being around other people.

 

May I interest you in the great game of cricket?

1 hour ago, Rds1983 said:

I did consider the American bit as their work practices and culture are awful, but @lapal_fan hadn't confirmed she was in America, just that she was Texan.

Yea she was in situ, in Dallas.

It was very surprising to us that she was in work, as it was pretty evident she wasn't processing it very well, blurting out information which was pretty private.

Had the weirdest and probably worst works call ever yesterday.

It was with a third party company we use for data analysis and I've only met the account manager once previously.

She's a lovely Texan lady and she started the call by saying "we can do this call but my head won't be in it, on Sunday I lost a very close girlfriend, who self harmed in a very violent way.  She didn't realise her two girls were in the house, who found her and I spoke to her almost everyday, it's true what they say, that you'd never guess who would do something like this to themselves"

Me and my colleague were only there to introduce our new colleague (2 days in!).  Obviously we said we wanted her to end the call and said we were both extremely sorry to hear that she was going through this very difficult time.

It was utterly bizarre and awful.  Hope she's ok

On 21/03/2024 at 20:26, oishiiniku_uk said:

It takes a longer to investigate and build a case against 115 charges than it does against one. 

I'm which case, the league should award any team playing against city, 3 points.

That should speed their legal teams up a bit.

I quite like my job.  Not sure how I'll feel after another 30 years of it. 

Previous jobs I was like "this is a complete waste of my life", now I actually quite look forward to it.  Weird.

Wouldn't have imagined that 10 years ago.

18 hours ago, mottaloo said:

Just had my passport photos taken at sainsburys mere green (I had to wear my best black joggers in case "any of the locals" kicked off at me !). Not sure if it should be a wanted poster never mind for travel documentation !

 

I bet everything smells shit to you.

How much difference in kg/CO2 is there between a 2024 petrol range rover which does 5,000 miles a year or a 2006 VW Passat 2.0l which does 20,000 miles a year?  Could the Passat owner work from home, but chooses not to?

The last few pages on this are ridiculous without any numbers being shown.

Why not stop a cruise liner leaving port? After all, a cruise ship's average journey is equivalent to 1 million cars on the road, and that's just to take people on a 2/3 week jolly.

What about the 400 private jets landing locally to the NFL Superbowl?  They emit around 45kgCO2 per mile.  The average trip was 1,000 miles.

A Google tells me a new range rover emits the equivalent of 3.72kgCO2 for every 10Km.

Where do you stop the micro analysis of an average person?  The person in a new range rover probably has a better insulated house and keeps their ASHP on for 2/3 hours a day, whereas someone on average income probably forgets to have their 20 year old boiler turned off and keep it at a nice 23C for the dog.

It's all **** nonsense.  

It's the environmental equivalent of the Daily Mail.  Stop looking at individuals who don't actually do that much harm and focus on the big shit.  

I've got 1.6 Kia Sportage.

We had it because my wife suffers with back pain and we had two young kids to keep putting in the back in those rear facing baby seats.  It was bad enough for me without back issues.

I'm a proper tree hugger, but these people are **** morons.  They have zero clue about the reasons people buy specific cars or equipment, **** off.

I'd like to go and see Brian Cox's tour, but at £55 a ticket (plus ticketmaster "extras") it doesn't seem worth it. 

Anyone else been?  

I can't imagine why its so expensive! 

5 minutes ago, nick76 said:

 

I’ve obviously screwed up because I’ve taken away the focus of what I thought was funny by confusing the post….sorry all

Nice one on ruining an otherwise great thread.

1 hour ago, picicata said:

It's a good, fun game

Doesn't feel like the game is trying to get it's hand in your wallet whenever you play it which also makes a nice change for an online game

Devs have also said that "the battle pass" items will never leave the store or anything and everything can be unlocked as and when you save enough credits for it.  You can also unlock the battle pass "premium" in about 1 day if you just go around the maps and collect the super credits you find at points of interest.

1 hour ago, Daweii said:

You can team kill in this game.

It's often done by mistake, but it can also be done on purpose by someone that just wants to watch the world burn. 

Only a douche would do that.

You'd all be absolutely woeful.

And that would be hilarious.  Therefore, I'm in.

Imagine stevo "I've got to go to bed at 8.15".

Villarule being unintentionally racist through his significant racism.

Stefan trying to fly a car around, which doesn't exist in the game.

AHH.

If I was a young midfielder, and I'd been watching Mcginn, Youri, Douglas and Bouba from the bench, waiting for my opportunity to shine, I wouldn't be worried at all, I'd be **** buzzing to finally get a chance to do I've been training to do since a 5/6 year old.

I'd be nervous, yea.  But I'd be determined to show my worth.

This is Tim's opportunity to show us what he's got.  Honestly, I don't see loads in him, but the coaches do.

Hopefully we won't be sitting here in 2/3 games wishing McGinn's red card had never happened, but we'd barely noticed his absence.

1 minute ago, david-avfc said:

Sounds like a lot of excuses to be honest. None of the players covered themselves in any glory yesterday, Zaniolo included - he ran around a bit, great, we still lost 4-0. 12 touches and a pass accuracy of 25% in 40+ minutes on the pitch, he was as bad as everyone else. 

I'm not talking about all the other bits, I'm talking about the bit where he's getting stuck for not trying, when he clearly did.

I wanted him to be great, he hasn't been, so I'm not bothered if he stays or goes.  I'm specifically talking about that one 5 second bit.

Play him v Ajax