GaztonVilla

My 3GS will be delivered today.. I'm like a kid on Christmas Eve. Anyone want to buy a Blackberry Storm?

Its midnight on a Sunday.. SSN isn't live anymore, it'll be looped prerecorded until 6am.

MON was pure class.. Didn't go up to collect a medal, let the players take the plaudits. When the cameras focussed in on him, he went and tried to hide in the dug-out.

Feck.. That is all.

HAHAHAHA!!! Who sent the Jack Woodward email?

These **** don't like getting beat do they?

"Carlos, I am a dentist, a very good one and cheap" (Hello Gaz) It said something about Galactico.. If they're tapping him up, I'm not going to be happy.. (Hello Des. We should be there. Boo!!)

I don't know what "Los Profesionales" is, but it looks awesome

Cuellar.. God like performance.

Any idea what the banner about Cuellar says?

Sidwell SMASH!!

Welcome back General.... Ooh Rah!

How about a VT whiparound so we can get the General a shed load of grapes or something? Joking aside, it might be nice if we all club in and get the man a gift. Mods can arrange delivery to his US home?

New member, endabWany, welcome aboard.. That capital W in the middle of the name makes you God of Villa Talk..

I'm willing to bet big that you've been lied to..

I have no sane reason or logic for thinking this, but I quite fancy England to pull off a shock against Wales on Saturday.. Weekend predictions: Wales 23 - England 26 France 28 - Scotland 6 Italy 12 - Ireland 17

Use of Google on Villa's computers has decreased dramatically this year with people preferring to ask James Milner their question via a text message.. The reply is always faster and more detailed.

After trapping it on the back of his neck, letting it roll down his back and heeling it back up over his head first

Jim'll Fix It was actually named as a tribute to the as yet unborn James Milner. BBC bosses spent 6 panicky months trying to find a presenter named Jim to front the show and settled on Jimmy Saville when Milner appeared to them in their dreams and gave Saville his seal of approval.

Top writing Brian, and I can relate to how you feel - except for me it is now 17 years of Villa support. When the North East Lions meet up for a drink and to watch a match, I love talking to guys like Paul and Des, hearing about how they and their families supported the Villa back in 1981 and 1982. I get so jealous that I wasn't around then. I'm more jealous, however, that they can tell these stories and I can't. While I worry that I will be considered a gloryhunter when Villa cement their Top 4 status, I am comforted by the fact that I can tell new Villa fans about my night on the terrace in Doncaster when we lost 3-0.

Oh Rich.. Rich Rich Rich Rich Rich Looks like Mr Kidney is going to take the Munster ethos onto the international stage.. What a game yesterday!!

On this note General, I'd like to commend the club on the text commentary on the website. Really enjoyable.

EAChabeariesset give us a wave.. EAChabeariesset, EAChabeariesset, give us a wave..

Can I ask you General why you wouldn't consider changing the name of the North Stand? It has no real historical significance. If that means we're unlikely to see the Coca-Cola Stand any time soon, I'm right behind the General on this one..

Conversely, we were 2-1 up at Villa Park vs WBA with 40 minutes to play without Carew.. Why didn't we put the game to bed with half an hour to go?