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Calm down, Nick....I tell you what, I'll do another evil poll next week, and put Blair on there. And Hitler and Pol Pot too. And Bush and Kissinger and Nixon and Enoch Powell and Ian Paisley and Gerry Adams and John Major and Reagan and Chairman Mao, Castro, Mugabe, Ho Chi Mihn, Chemical Ali, Khaddafy, Bill Clinton, and The Bee Gees.

I said including Hitler was too obvious a choice and he would have won every vote. I forgot to add Pol Pot, as I said, so sorry about that. I'll be sure to get it right the next time.

I left out Hitler because he's too obvious. As is Stalin, for that matter. I completely forgot about Pol Pot. Another one I missed was "Papa Doc" Duvallier. Bush is too stupid to be evil. Mao was pretty bad. Tojo, too. Nixon and Kissinger are up there amongst the worst. Bin Laden and Hussein as well.

Who is Most Evil? Edited by Captain Bicks of the Grammar police

Hipster Olympics

Jamaica a Little Miami-Yellowman

Who is the better actor? I think Pacino nicks it, he's more emotive, and he has a better range. Tough call though... Poll Added - Bicks

USA! USA!

"Roast Fish and Cornbread" Lee Scratch Perry

Sorry to see Hutton is off to Spurs, I thought we'd done a deal w/ Luke going up north. Business sense also tellls you we should have sold Mellberg now while we could get something for him, and spent that money on a new player. But no, he'll walk in July. Where is the business sense there? I know we are short of players, but this could have been dealt with as far back as last summer! MON is a great teacher, motivator, he's enthusiastic, totally unlike the stone slab that was DOL. He can bring out the best in players. But I think at think at this point, you could say his weakness is the transfer market. He is pussy-footing around when he should be more aggressive. It's not like Lerner has said NO. Quite the opposite, actually. So what's the holdup, Martin?

Upper Class Twit of the Year, lol

Free Ballin'

They've been waiting for Golden Boy Shearer for some time now, so I think it will be him. And then they'll get relegated.

awww, yeahhhh!

What a talent

Hold on, this sounds like fun. Let me put on my track shoes and mix some Kool-Aid. Then I'll empty my bank account and disown my family!

This topic gives me the chance to post again what I think is the definative summary of religion. And the funniest! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

Ashes to Ashes by Bowie. His best song. **** brilliant. And loud.

Enjoy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o

LOL

I hope you like jammin' too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNoZg9kl-zE

Shine a Light- Mos Def

Two guys are out drinking at a pub. One the guys has had so much he vomits, and some vomit gets on his shirt. He says, "Shit, my wife told me if I come home with vomit on my shirt again, she'll leave me." "No problem,", says his friend. "Just tuck a $10 bill in your shirt pocket, and tell her some guy threw up on you and gave you the money for the cleaners." The drunken bastard gets home and his wife meets him at the door. When she sees the vomit on his shirt she says "That's it, I'm leaving you." "Honey", he says. "You don't understand. Someone else threw up on me, and gave me this $10 bill, see?" "Well what's the other $10 bill you have there for?" "Oh, that's from the guy who pissed my pants."

A piano player goes down the Hotel to audition for the "Jazz Lounge" pianoman job. He is greeted by the manager and asked to perfrom a couple of original songs. The Pianoman obliges, tickling the ivories with gleeful abandon until the last chords echo within the empty lounge. The manager is amazed and says: "That was wonderful, what do you call it?" The Pianoman replies, "Oh, that song's called "Wrap Your Mouth Around My Cock." Puzzled, the manager asks him to play another tune. More glorious soundwaves emanate from the hotel's grand piano, and it's obvious he's got the job. "What do you call THAT song?" asked the manager. "Bend Over and Take a Pounding." The manger pulls the Pianoman aside and says, "Look, your material is great, we want to hire you, but you just have to change the song titles." After a moments hesitation, the Pianoman says "No problem...when do I start?" "Tonight." Later that night, the Pianoman has the crowd enraptured with his powerful jazzy music. After one particular song, a busty young brunette approaches him and suggests they meet outside in her car after he finishes his set. "Okay", he says, "But I've only got a 10 minute break." His break comes, and he dashes out to meet the hot brunette in her car. "C'mon in" she says, as she kicks the door open for him. Within a second, they are commiting sexual acts of every imaginable type, and beyond. Lost in the delirium of passionate sex, the Pianoman remembers he needs to get back on the piano. As he's shuffling back to the hotel, he's stopped by a patron. "Buddy, do you know your cock is hanging out and you're pretty disgusting?" The Pianoman replies, "Know 'em? I WROTE 'em!"

Agreed--Berger was sorely needed. Our midfield was too timid and let them penetrate too much, when we should have wrestled control and pressured them more. I'm baffled at how much possession they had.