NurembergVillan

That 8 mins injury time just became 2.

"A thoroughly decent guy"? So he didn't cheat on his fiance then?

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Luiz has made the difference in midfield. He's a mountain.

lol that isn't Tyler. Whoever it is then. I still stand by my original statement too though.

Martin Tyler's an arsehole as well. This all so pro-Chelsea.

We're making some pretty loose passes here and conceding a lot of fouls.

Arse. This looks dangerous.

Trouble is every time they make a sub their team gets better.

I hope that red card isn't the last time we see the Muscles From Brussels in a Villa shirt.

And now he's hurt...

John Terry really is a hateful arsehole isn't he?

Might need one of our midfielders to pop up with an unlikely goal here.

its a tricky one though as holds up the play and was giving chelsea a headache. He could have subbed him and lost the game, then everyone would have moaned at the decision Why would you sub your best player with more than 30 minutes to go? Because he was already lucky to still be on the pitch, had a yellow card and was looking odds on for another one? He elbowed Azpilicueta twice in that first half.

So we'd got a vital player on a yellow card, lucky not to be red, and a ref who's throwing yellows at anyone that moves. He should've been subbed.

How very, very predictable.

Arse. Have to say I think it might have been wise to bring him off for Bent before this happened. I wouldn't be surprised to see Baker get a red too yet.

Every time Baker goes near anyone in this second half they'll be going down like a sack of spuds. Chelsea will want to get us down to 10 too here and will stop at nothing to make it happen. Benteke needs to cool his jets too.

I was on the khazi with the two-bob bits so I missed the goal! Had the laptop on with commentary though so at least I heard it!

It's a very traditional wedding at a country house. Two hundred guests, a fair few of them (from her side) Chinese. My Brummie accent and ropey (at best) sense of humour will be a challenge. I have very few amusing stories of him that I could tell in public. I'm going to ring his parents tomorrow to see if they can remember any of our more childish misdemeanours.

On June 1st I'll be a "best man" for the first time. My friend, whom I have known for 31 years since his birth, is finally getting married. I'm a good public speaker as I have to do it a lot for work, so the notion of the speech doesn't faze me, but I've still got to figure out exactly what I want to say. We've done the whole stag-do thing. First up was a 15-man trip to Ladies Day at Aintree then back to Manchester to meet up with a further 15 lads. Then we had the second stag-do last weekend when 5 of us went to Marbella for the Bank Holiday weekend. Sooo - any tips or pointers on the big day itself? Any good or bad stories of your own best man experiences?

No. If his battle hadn't been a success then yes, but he survived and so should his shirt.

Turkey, Russia?

Many a word spoken in jest! Tut! Tut! Might just come back & bite you on the bum come tuesday night! Would advise you use lots of salt & pepper on your balls as believe me it will really improve the flavour! I've heard pate is better.