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Why oh why isn't the badge monochrome. The black and sky blue is such a clean look.

"40% of his goals came in 1 match" is a sentence you can't and probably will never be able to say for Keinan Davis.

Floodlight kit says hello

One thing I like about the new home kit is they absolutely nailed the shades of claret and blue this time. Very vibrant. None of that washed out shit from last year.

Last time we won on their ground we were in a black kit. Last minute Gabby winner. It's gonna happen.

Disappointed that the badge on the away isn't monochrome like on that mockup though

I don't know why but I picture Douglas scoring a worldie in that third kit.

Pukki's finishing in that was woeful. Buendia and co must have been creating a bucket load of chances for him to have scored so much in the Championship.

Way too lightweight

I reckon we need: 1 top class striker - Dream signing: Abraham (40m) 1 LW - Dream signing: Benrahma (30m) 1 RW - Dream signing: Sarr (30m) 1 player to play where Hourihane has been playing in the midfield lately - Dream signing: Buendia or Eze (25m) 1 experienced CB - this one can be cheap/free. That's at least another 125m spent again. We might be able to save money on the striker and get a backup fullback too. If we're in relegation trouble with this team next season we might as well pack it up and be a Championship club for the rest of time. Abraham Benrahma Sarr Grealish McGinn Luiz Targett Mings Konsa/New CB Guilbert Heaton Subs: Steer, Elmo, Konsa/New CB, Buendia, Wesley, El Ghazi, Nakamba, Hourihane, Taylor/new FB

Damn we stay up on the past day and now we can sign Ben Yedder and Dembele? I know we have rich owners but let's not get too far ahead of ourselves.

I think the 09/10 one had the perfect cut and fit, this one fit like a set of drapes. Still my favourite kit after the promotion seasons one.

Reminds me of the 08/09 kit but with a more modern fit and cut.

Can't even get our kit launch right. They had one job.

The women's kit seems to have a different collar than the one in the video. It's a v neck where the one in the video is something else I don't know how to describe.

Shout-out to whoever took the time out of their day to fake this monstrosity.

The rubberized badge is back! Best claret body/blue sleeves kit since 2011/12.

Collar is off on the away shirt from the mockup. It's that weird button one from the leaks. Otherwise, I like it. I'm getting that black kit, with hopefully a spicy new signing to go on the back of it.

Adidas and Puma make kits for a lot of shite clubs. It's really only Nike that seem selective (though they do make kits for Brighton and Preston for example). Us having Nike kits in our heyday of this century was a sign of our ambition I used to feel.

What does blue sleeves next to cuff mean?

Buendia and Jack in the same team, chances galore. Would be pointless if we didn't get someone like Abraham to finish them off though.

It was either Culverhouse, the other guy or Lambert himself. It's actually kind of funny when you think about it. They must have been bored as hell.

Just found out that I'm ITK. So I have it on good authority that Futt Boler is a player that Aston Villa are interested in. I am told they may or may not make an inquiry before they prepare to table a bid before the transfer window slams shut. The fee is thought to be in the region of 0-100m pounds give or take, and we could see things progress quickly, if both teams are inclined to do so. I'll be monitoring the situation.

Looks like Sancho deal is really progressing for United. They'd be mad to go for Grealish when they have Rashford, Sancho, Greenwood and James fighting for 2 spots on the wings and Bruno locking down the AM spot, with Pogba available to rotate there if need be especially if we're firm about our asking price. Jack himself would be mad to go there, even if I do think he'd get into that team somehow.

It's the little drag forward that does it for me. He did the same thing against Norwich. Pure quality.