It has to be the Dontcha song surely.
Dontcha wish your striker was Benteke......Dontcha!
Or,
We call him the Beast,
As once he's unleased,
He's our god-like figure,
He belongs to the Villa,
He turns on the style,
With his immense strength & guile,
He's Benteeeeeeke, Benteeeeeeeke!
We wouldn't wish him our our worst enemy!
Benteeeeeeeke!
Oh, that's bad isn't it..LOL