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Some of the lines here need to be changed but its an idea.

(to the tune of Agga Do Do Do)

John Caaaaarew, rew, rew

Plays up frount with Gabby

John Caaaaarew, rew, rew

he resembles Mr. T

To the left, To the right

He give the defence a fright

He will destroy you with his might.

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It is about time we had a new song for ashely Young!! I have come up with this. Will sing it at Sunderland if you think its anygood?

to the tune of agadoo

ashlleeeeyyyyyyyy young, young, young,

goes past defenders just for fun,

ashley young young young,

he scored against the scum,

down the left, down the right

he made the the city boys look shite,

ashley young young young

AND HES fukin dynamiteeeeeeee......

....aassshhlleeeyyy young young young.....

UTV

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you don't need the "just" in the second line, other than that works well.

Still want my forever young chant to get going, but I need to get to an away game because me and my mates singing it seems to fall on deaf ears. It's been pretty loud in the Holte end the last few games which is probably why.

Need to get banter going again between the Holte End and North Stand. I think the "North Stand give us a song" stopped once we moved the away fans to the right. Remember North stand responding with "shit on the city once" then the second verse the whole of the Holte kicked in.

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now this isnt world class, just a little something i thought up walking back from college earlier.

to the same tune of the cuellar song0

'you'll never be as good as us, aston villa

you'll never be as good as us, villa villa,

you'll never be as good as us,

we're on the up in the league,

ASTON VILLA, PRIDE OF BIRMINGHAM'

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Ashley Young Young Young,

Gets the ball under control,

Ashley Young Young Young,

Takes it forward, scores a goal,

On the left, on the right,

Gives defenders such a fright,

Ashley Young Young Young,

Makes Ronaldo look like shite!

I'll also propose for the last line:

On his webcam through the night!

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And can I ask what people sing for the Cuellar song? I've heard too versions:

With manky teeth and curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

With manky teeth and curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

With manky teeth and curly hair,

He plays for Villa, we don't care,

Carlos Cuellar, Villa's centre half.

Or:

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair,

His teeth are ****, but we don't care,

Carlos Cuellar, Villa's centre half.

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And can I ask what people sing for the Cuellar song? I've heard too versions:

With manky teeth and curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

With manky teeth and curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

With manky teeth and curly hair,

He plays for Villa, we don't care,

Carlos Cuellar, Villa's centre half.

Or:

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair,

His teeth are ****, but we don't care,

Carlos Cuellar, Villa's centre half.

With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair

He plays for Villa so we don't care

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half

Thats what was sung in the Upper Holte and in the Addys on Saturday

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And can I ask what people sing for the Cuellar song? I've heard too versions:

With manky teeth and curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

With manky teeth and curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

With manky teeth and curly hair,

He plays for Villa, we don't care,

Carlos Cuellar, Villa's centre half.

Or:

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair, Cuellar, Cuellar,

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair,

His teeth are ****, but we don't care,

Carlos Cuellar, Villa's centre half.

With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar

With goofy teeth and curly hair

He plays for Villa so we don't care

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half

Thats what was sung in the Upper Holte and in the Addys on Saturday

Awesome, thanks.

I love how as soon as it turns into la's, no one knows whether you sing the bit i've highlighted.

EDIT: With goofy teeth and curly hair

He plays for Villa so we don't care

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half

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he's not our centre half though.......

"North Stand, give us a song, North Stand North Stand, give us a song!"

"North Stand, give us a song, North Stand North Stand, give us a song!"

"North Stand, give us a song, North Stand North Stand, give us a song!"

"North Stand, give us a song, North Stand North Stand, give us a song!"

"North Stand, give us a song, North Stand North Stand, give us a song!"

"North Stand, give us a song, North Stand North Stand, give us a song!"

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I've always gone with

He left glasgow for the Villa, Cuellar Cuellar

He likes to drink his sangria, Cuellar Cuellar

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair his teeth are **** but we don't care

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half

Na na na na na na na na na na, na na

etc

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haha nice1 sellyoak! sounds better than the current chant lol

Ashleyyyy Young, Young, Young,

Goes past defenders just for fun,

Ashley Young, Young, Young,

You won't catch him on the run,

Down the left, down the right,

He'll make your defence look shite,

Ashley Young, Young, Young,

he is **** dynamite!

....Ashleyyy Young, Young Young.....

Does this sound better than the previous chant I posted (page 128)??....no references now to SHA!

UTV

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Me and a mate thought that Ashley Young needed a better song to befit his standing, so we came up with an idea.

To the tune of Too Much Too Young-The Specials

You play so good

Ashley Young

You're running/bombing down the wing

scoring goals for fun

so score one

so score one

So score one for me

ash-ley-ey

de-de-de-de-duh

for those too young to know the tune

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nxHcx7FO8nI

what do people think?

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Not again... :lol:

Who's that winger flying down the left and right?

Is it Shaun Wright Phillips? No he's **** shite

It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em

It's Ashley Young he's **** dynamite

Simple

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