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Seeing that mr big mouth cant shut up about us i thought it would be only right that we returned the favour and we could give him some special love from the villa faithfull next weekend!..

Thought of a couple to start with..

Gollum... Youl always look like gollum...

Lord of the rings my lord... lord of the rings...

Wheres ya precious gone... Wheres ya precious gone :D

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if you hate mr holloway clap your hands

if you hate mr holloway clap your hands

if you hate mr hollowoy

hate mr holloway

if you hate mr holloway clap your hands.

blackpools boss looks like gollum, like gollum, like gollum

blaaackpools boss looks like gollum

heeees a ???????? (input whatever)

IF we get charlie adam... (tune of city is ours)

adam is oursss

adam is ourssss

sit down gollum

adam is ours

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  • 2 weeks later...

Holloway, Holloway, you're a word removed!

Holloway, you're a word removed!

(to the tune of "Just because you're losing")

Someone thinks they're famous! Someone thinks they're famous!

Let's go **** mental, let's go **** mental, like Holloway, like Holloway! Let's go **** mental, let's go **** mental, like Holloway, like Holloway!!

Where's your handbag? Where's your handbag? Where's your handbag Holloway? Where's your handbag Holloway??

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off topic but as we have miss massey whats the odds on hearing 'you should have stayed in the kitchen, stayed in the kitchen, you should have stayed in the kitchen'

Andy Gray m'lord will get sung for sure.

Just sing all the relegation songs for blackpool, there on a bad losing streak and long may it continue.

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Holloway, Holloway, you're a word removed!

Holloway, you're a word removed!

(to the tune of "Just because you're losing")

Someone thinks they're famous! Someone thinks they're famous!

Let's go **** mental, let's go **** mental, like Holloway, like Holloway! Let's go **** mental, let's go **** mental, like Holloway, like Holloway!!

Where's your handbag? Where's your handbag? Where's your handbag Holloway? Where's your handbag Holloway??

The one in bold I thought was quality

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"You said you'd quit, you're full of shit"

Let's go **** mental, let's go **** mental, like Holloway, like Holloway! Let's go **** mental, let's go **** mental, like Holloway, like Holloway!!

Both brilliant!

"You can stick your Charlie Adam up your arse, stick your Charlie Adam up your arse!"

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I'd like to see Villa go about 3-0 up after an hour, the third goal being the cue for that old favourite:

"Premier League, you're having a laugh,

Premier League, you're having a laugh"

which we know that a humorous chap like Holloway will appreciate as good banter,

This could be followed, to the same tune, by:

"Holloway, what's the score today?

Holloway, what's the score today?"

or

"Blackpool away, it's a holiday,

Blackpool away, we can score all day"

or whatever, in a kind of merry medley, with new lines being invented and added after each successive Villa goal.

(Yes, I know, all of this would of course depend on Villa doing the business on the pitch a bit more than usual...)

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When Ollie's wife is poorly,

They bugger off to Chorley,

Mrs H knows Ollie's golf is quite insane.

He can't make a shot

She beats him quite a lot

He's a loser and just a royal pain.

14 million quid ?

for the adam kid

He could be playing now for Liverpool.

When you both go down

You'll look like a clown

But now your just a T *W*A*T and manic fool.

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"You said you'd quit, you're full of shit"

Winner !!

Do it to the tune of the "Martin O'Neill, Martin O'Neill" chant but sloooowwwwww it down for a few times.. then speed up!

(Just so Holloway actually hears what we're chanting!)

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