theunderstudy

Screw you then! See? No wonder you don't get girls, FFS! I'm just a cold, distant man. (On the other hand if you take what she said out of context....)

Battered Mars bars are quite nice bf.

**** Valentines Day.

I touched on this briefly in General Chat. Hugs. I can't stand them. I don't get why everyone loves hugs, I don't, I never give out hugs.

Ah well! Better than listening to my parents or handing out hugs. Drugs not hugs.

And I really do not see the fuss about hugs.

Don't get on great with family.

Screw you then! No-one gets an "understudy hug". No-one.

Make your own pies!

The only time I've lost / broken a phone was falling into a marsh and it seeping into the phone

miserable git The thing is, I actually don't like hugs!

That is poor even by your standards Drat!

at least 24????? is that old now. I'm not saying it is old, but from an 18-year-olds point of view it is. Damn you £1 Jaegarbombs, damn you. 18!? Bloody hell that's young!

I don't give out hugs, sorry.

Fajitas. I just made heavenly ones. And they were **** de-lish.

It's like people with shots. They pull faces and sniff at it!!! Why? Throw the **** thing down yer neck.

A-Team isn't a classic, as Zatman says, its good if you want a bit of mindless fun. I enjoyed it, it put me in a good mood.

24!? Half a decade older than me! Tactically chunder!? Am I the only person that literally is never sick when drinking? I think I was sick once, after about 8 pints of Stowford Press in a very short space of time. Apart form that, numerous piss ups, pass outs and crocked legs, never again!

I don't eat that much junk food. Once, maybe twice a week do I have a burger or a pizza.

You do the exercise when you start to slow down!

8) Amen brother! Thank the metabolism.

Prader-Willi syndrome.

Fizzy water. I hate it.

Mission accomplished, although she was horrendous. How horrendous are we talking? Description please. Pretty bad. Horrible fake tan, make up applied with a trowel, fake hair and nails etc. She could have come straight out of jersey shore to be honest. Not fat though so that's a bonus. I realised at about 2.59 in the morning that despite my claims on here that it was easy to pull on v day weekend, I hadn't pulled (I actually hadn't tried to be honest, I was having a very good night with mates) so I grabbed the nearest thing. Oh well, she seemed grateful. She didn't even complain when I phoned her a taxi out of the blue. Nice girl... Well done Stevo, I was going to ask you whether you had pulled this weekend!

Did you get my flowers? Yes I did, they were lovely and I ate them with fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.