Read through some of the pages on this thread, my word you white men have huge appetites.
I'm only 5ft6 and about 60kg though so I don't need, and I will not, eat nearly as much food as yall.
Anyway this thread seems fun and since I've just realised that "crap" here means "unhealthy" rather than "stuff that everyone else thinks is shit" (hence Pizza Hut) I'm going to take my daily rant by posting all my regular oily, sugary indulgences.
Tortilla and potato crisps (American only please, the cheap local ones suck)
Fish and chips, definitely
Pizza pizza pizza (particularly the pepperoni variety)
Ice cream, especially chocolate (there's an AWESOME icecream parlour near my place)
KFC (after which I will probably fall sick and regret eating it)
Sausages
Mooncakes (get to eat these just once a year, sadly)
Burgers (except McDonald's)
etc etc