VillanousOne

His fourth goal of the season. What a milestone. Bent had his chance numerous times and blew it. Waste of wages nowadays. Same amount of goals as kozak and probably more than holt will score for us Kozak did score goals for us, despite so many on here berating him for being a crap unecessary signing

Holt is a little bit of an unknown, maybe a good signing a few years ago, in fact when Lambert first came in and was linked to him most on here were ok with that. But the facts are he has failed at a Championship club, he's had a bad injury and we just don't about his form and fitness following that injury. Couple that with the fact we already have a fair few strikers either untried or under-performing, yes they aren't target men but most of us are quite sick of the 'hoof it to the big guy tactics' So i'd say it's justified to not be excited. At least Wes is a player who plays in an area we desperately need composure and experience in, he doesn't set the pulse racing but the signing makes some kind of sense. He's a prem player who isn't getting a regular game at his club but seems to be rated by his fans and has done well when he's played.

When was the last post you made that was saying something positive mate? Supporting Villa seems to be getting you down, I hope you have some other interests that are more positive to balance this out. not far of the truth though is he?

Ronaldo got player of the year.... cue 'that dude on twitter really knows his stuff' meltdown

Glimpses of play that gives you hope. so much that can still be improved on though

It was only our shocking defending that let them into the game before that, we beat ourselves ultimately.

glad to see Helenius getting the implied game time... oh wait

bout ruddy time Tekkers

wish we were losing to Hull then Lambert might resign after.

Hoooooof so that Benteke head on to................ erm also he may not be playing well but he always tries to take on three players and as soon as one of them bounces off him they get the free kick

I thought Guzan could have done better for their second

Westwood = Mark Kinsella

yep **** this

he must have been hit by a player not just the ball or did something to his neck

jeez hope he's ok what hit him?

58 seconds for a yellow card has to be a record

And you're clearly the better person because of it :-) he's right though, we do swallow some absolute guff, me included. It's not necessarily guff - I reckon we've definitely been in for the likes of Belhanda, Coutinho, Kiyotake etc. - their agents/chairmen etc have said as much. It's just that when it comes to actually agreeing to their terms unfortunately our interest inevitably ends..... you might be right but also if you were an agent, wouldn't the very least you could do as part of your insidious slimy little job: 1) Look at a prem team underachieving (preferably one that can afford your player, but hey that's not really important) 2) Note the fact they are lacking in an area your client plays in - maybe notice that pundits/fans alike have decried that fact on forums and the media - 'if only that team would sign a *insert position here* then they would get in the Champion's League or not get relegated, become good etc etc.' 3) Make a statement to some highly *ahem* reputable online press that the club you've chosen to help play out for your favourite charade is interested in your client - possibly speculate on the value of that player - maybe even wages, make it clear they want to play in a specific league, state the player has other options but don't name the other clubs. (This could be based on the fact you rang that club about your client being available and they didn't tell you f*ck off, or that it is a club you know doesn't comment on transfers/players till they happen so won't deny your crap). 4) Make sure you do this at a point you have already had a CONCRETE offer or interest from another club (maybe a lesser club) - ensuring that the interested party will panic and offer more in fees and wages for your client. At worst if they don't bite then other clubs will come out of the woodwork now they know the finances/player availability in question. 5) Maybe even pay some **** on twitter a tenner to start a rumour about your client going to a club, make sure they quote fees and wages needed. 6) Sit back and claim your hundreds of thousands/millions in fees for doing what the type of simplistic work a ten year old could manage (or the dum dum typing this right now).

And you're clearly the better person because of it :-) he's right though, we do swallow some absolute guff, me included.

Back to the tedious topic of player wages. I was watching MOTD and I realised that every team I saw had experienced players on high wages, far more than us. We act like it would be a criminal enterpise to do this, yes we once HAD to much overpaid dead wood and still have a few left, but surely now we just have lots of cheap, crap, youngsters which is barely keeping our heads above water.

yep and people are eating that leather sandwich like it was a Vegas buffet

another 20 pages of hot air based on a twitter posting

I just went on to Youtube to look at John Carew's goals for the Villa, and for the build up of the goals you'd here "Barry, Petrov to Agbolahor through to Young who crosses it to Careeeeeeeeewwwwwww!!" Amongst some dross, there was some real quality in the team. My commentary would have been: "Carew! Carew! Carew's On Fire!" apparently the midfielder Carew recommended to us may be going to Celtic!

well he didn't come on. thrilling times

genius also I have just heard on Twitter ITKs that one of our ex players might be gay speculation he might have been German and had a powerful shot on him no idea who they mean? Can't believe this hasn't been all over the news constantly for the last two days all things considered? At the very least you'd think News Now would have one or two links about this?

should be renamed Steven De Bore for all the tedious time we spend guffing on about a player we are incredibly unlikely to sign. we've probably bid 750K for him.