I had a career, then a spinal injury, then a life.
I met my wife in 1993. Every time we've passed a trophy engraving shop since then I've said "That must be a really good shop. Look at all the trophies they've won." She laughed the first time but never again.
I hit the big 50 next year and can't decide whether to have a party, a watch, a holiday or just let it pass without a fuss.
I wonder whether dyslexics get worried every November when their cocks go black at 2am.