Hi General,
I'm thinking of having a bet with one of my mates for 100quid that I'll play for Villa before I'm 30.
Now, being 26, overweight, slow and extremely unfit, I realise this is unlikely to happen.
BUT, I'm sure you can pull some strings and get on the pitch for 30 seconds for 50/50 share of the winnings?
How do you like the sound of that?
Think about it, it's practically free money!
Cheers,
Trim