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I dissagree, NobbsGone, it seems as if Bowyer's wacked-mentality/scare-tactic would prevail...but my money's on at the end of the day Dyer wears Bowyers arse out (and in more ways than one :wink: ).

I picked Italian. Even though I'm more fond of Mexican/Latin American. Where's American up there? We've invented the Hot Dog and Hamburger you know? We also made Pizza, a poor Italian's non-popular item, extremely well known (i think)

Was wondering why Shearah was so supportive of Bowyer instead of with both? Going to be some coach, that chump. Couldn't have happened to a better club. Ok, could've happened to Chelsea so I'd stop having to watch that sinical grin from Abromovich. Still...laughing my arse off, what a joke. Just saw the highlite's on VillaWorld (I know). and now for the positive- Vass and Angel are back! I'd take Dyer, if he could survive the first two rounds. That's where Dyer's tone and fitness comes in. Reminds me of Marvelous Marvin Hagler v Thomas Hitman Hearns. My top three fights of all time. That first round was my favorite boxing round of all time. Damn, what a bout.

Rev...I thought you were like 22 or younger? How would you then know about Colecovision? Dig Dug kicks arse.

Because I'll always hate Small Heath...soon, Savage will be a nobody walking the unpaved streets of Whales' worst areas.

The Opera picked yes. There was a santa when you were little, and it's your turn to be santa so those can be little, and who knows...maybe there's a nice lass waiting in your bed after a long day of work, wearing some red-teddy outfit....oooohhh yeeaaahhhh....there's a Santa alright! Sure, it's all in your head, and in mine...and if indeed it isn't there, then, there's no Santa for you. Sad really. By the way, Lex, that was some funny shit! First the offering of Santa being Turkish, and then the cheeky scroll down to a militant looking ex-Villan Turkish bloke, Alpay. It made me, well, laugh out loud. Same to you Drat, I dig the conspircy theory!

Agreed again, all above films were shite. Should have had Condorman up there.

I picked 3-5-2 in hopes we'd pick up Damarcus Beasley. .............Sorensen Delaney..Melberg..Samuel ULDC..Hendrie..Solano..McCann..Beasley ......Vassell....Angel (if we'd pick up Donovan too, and switch him with Solano or Hendrie...we'd be in business)

You lot need ESPN, when visiting London I found out yous cannot watch each match on anygiven weekend...there is no Premier League Package that enables you to watch what ever game you wanted, like here with NFL, NBA, MLB, NHL. You always complain about limited time on some weekend Premier League show when they show the highlights of the weekend? ESPN shows highlights galore of every single game! One thing I don't like about ESPN/American-Sports-viewing-ability is it enables someone to be a fan of whatever club they feel like being a fan of. I like the whole England Support-Your-Local-Club motto, because over here people wear jerseys if they like the freaking color...and it bugs me (tangent, that is what this is...a tangent). I am a San Diego Chargers and Padres fan. I don't like nimrods wearing Padres jerseys because they dig the color, and not the club, same for Chargers. What I mean is, well...no Villa fan is going to buy a Blues/Manure/Liverpool/Arse kit because they fancy the color-coordination. So, not sure if freedom of choice-tv is to blame for this, I just don't like it. Anyway, yous need better privileges regarding weekend games. You need the ESPN package.

Denmark.

To be honest, I'm excited for this Pedersen bloke. I am excited PERIOD! I cannot wait until next season, to be honest...I am planning on flying to England again. If I can go once a year....I just have to. Ok, damn it...back to subject heading- Van Bommel is who I picked, it is the same silence that was before mcCann, Solano and Laursen. I think we've got'im mates! I want Pedersen too...and LANDON DONOVAN!

Any blokes in here have any Euro 2004 Fantasy divisions started up? Or is that lame to do with this sort of competition?

Not trying to get political (as I've done enough of that for two years in this site already), but I thought this illustration of George Bush's ignorance by our former Treasury Secretary was pretty damn funny! George Bush's thought process by Paul O'Neill- "The only way I can describe it is that, well, the President is like a blind man in a roomful of deaf people. There is no discernible connection."

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?

as soon as I read the last line I clicked the scroll tab on the right and zapped away from your post, Rob! What an initial thought of disguist. Nice one. Sick.

Alright blokes, I'm in this fantasy footy group on-line like most of yous right? Well, we all know the best part of it is the message boards...talking the smack, follow? Anyway, of course over here there are many MancUnited supporters and half me group are RedMancScum faithfull as well. Well, these chumps continue, to this day, blame the fall of United this season on Rio's 'forgetting' to take the piss test. They STILL won't shut up about it! Each time a camera shows Rio when watching the matches they'll yell, "IF YOU'D ONLY PISSED IN THE CUP!" Well I got fed up with it this last time after a bloke once again BLAMED the table standings on Rio 'forgetting' the piss test, and here's me post- Titled: Rio, what is in a name...? Im almost sick to death of reading your posts on why Rio didnt piss in the cup at a proper time, as I was when looking at his **** annoying beak EVERY DAMN DAY on soccernet.com back in January! Instead of shouting, WHY DIDNT YOU JUST PISS IN THE CUP!? Hows about you start shouting, WHY DID YOU BUMP, BLOW, BASE, COOK, DUST, JUNK, P-DOPE, SMACK, TONG, JUICE, STACK, SKETCH, SHOOT, TWEAK, CRUZ, AUNTI, PIN YEN, POX, SKEE, ZERO, PULL TUBE and YEN SHEE **** SUEY! Cuz the kid is into the Bart Simpson, the Big Harry, the Birdie Powder, the Al Capone, the Dragon Rock, the Good & Plenty, La Buena, the Joy Flake, the Great Tobacco, the Hard Candy, the New Jack Swing, that Witch Hazel, the Tootsie Roll, the SWEET JESUS, the Raw Hide and Red Chicken, the Parachute, Old Steve and On the Nod, Murder One, The White Boy, the White Girl, the White Stuff, the White Junk, the White Nurse and the WHIZ BANG WHEN SHEE WHACK!!! If you like Rio, youll hope he gets off the stuff (by stuff I mean the Rightous Bush, the Rest in Peace, the Rock Attack, the AC/DC, the Dr. FeelGood, the Nice and Easy, El Diablito, the Crown Crap, the Racehorse Charlie...

This is a joke I posted on my fantasy football forum message board. It is actually a true story, happened last night whilst I was bartending. Not that funny of a joke, but 98% true- A guy walks into a bar with a German accent. Bartender asks, Where ya from mate? Bloke says, Germany. Bartender says, you follow football at all? Bloke says, yeah...I follow football, 3 stars on the Germany shirt we have! Bartender says, World Cup...thats right. Say, whats the story on Vitamin C and Glucose regarding the 1954 Victory over Hungary? Bloke spits up beer, whats that again mate? Err, Nothing sir...uh, you going to Chicago to see Bayern Munchen??? Bayern Munchen coming to US you say? Yes sir, myself and some friends of mine are heading up to see them in July. Bloke says, good on you son...who else will be there in Chicago then? Manchester United, sir. Bloke says, so youre saying youre going to see Bayern Munchen win then... (I say 98% true because, to be honest, I was a bit more carefull with the '54 World Cup win rib...I wasn't exactly trying to get fired last night. and, I am going to see Manure v Bayern Munchen in July in Chicago...and in me Villa shirt like last summer in New York when Manure went against Jueventus. Alot of the Manchester fans sang the "Who are you in the Claret and BLue" to me. Good times.)

I've never seen any of the older crests. This one is fine to me, then obviously.

An Irish Engineer named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor after a lengthy examination sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. You'd best put your affairs in order. O'Malley was shocked and saddened. But, being a solid character and good engineer, he managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room, where his son had been waiting. "Well son, we Irish celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer. Let's head to the pub and have a few pints." After 3 or 4 pints, or more, the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and some more beers. They were eventually approached by some of O'Malley's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. O'Malley told them that the Irish celebrate the good as well as the bad. He went on to tell his friends that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave O'Malley their condolences, and they had a couple of more beers. After the friends left, O'Malley's son leaned over and whispered his confusion. "Dad, I thought you told me that you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends that you were dying of AIDS!" O'Malley said, "I don't want any of them sleeping with your Mother after I am gone."

Dammit Drat, didn't I just say I bought a Yorkie when in London! Cadbury's for kids... Texan, why would there be an English chocolate bar named after an American state full of morons? And remember...we do have Godiva stores. :wink: (that there is my second emoticon....getting pretty good me thinks)

Never had Lion, Flakey, Bounty, Dairy Milk...and what ups with no Yorkie Bar? That was one of the first things I bought when staying in Notting Hill, from their corner convenience store...along with a tall Kronenberg, mind. To be honest, I've gone back to snickers. Sort of satisfies, that.