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BBC websites has Jewell saying he's not intersted in the Republic of Ireland job.......doesn't mention Scum heath

ha! Neatly done!

^^^ I know its been said a hundred times but with small heath its SO true - you couldnt make it up!

Not that bothered as long as its not O'Neill. If I had to choose I'd approach Mourinho. But it will probably be Allardyce

Heh......Buster Bludvessel :-) He actually looks like one of their supporters..............

With Egg-Foo Yeung pissing about and Dildo-Wolf and Porno-dwarf pulling their hair out to sell the dump, only someone very VERY desperate for work would go to the Sty :-)

Making us laugh on a daily basis

Someone tells me Nigel Clough is in the frame...........

only one problem mate..... i wont get served Damn.......another VT-er still in Pampers

Just spotted on BBC that Slaven Bilic is after a job with a Premier League team. Hopefully small heath won't be an option come May 2008 ;-)

Just heard Barry Fry on WM......the bloke is obviously retarded or from another planet. When asked who would want the small heath job, even though he'd just been told Jol turned it down, he said: "Everyone will want it - it's a massive club with fantastic support" Absolute loon

I don't like cola so I dont care!

Depends......are they on your PC? If so you need to host em on Imageshack or suchlike. Then click the "post reply" buton Then the "img" button......paste in the address of your image.....click "img" again Submit And that should be it. Now you owe me a pint ;-)

It'll never happen but I voted Beelzebub Francis. It'll probably be that geezer in Scotland who used to play at the Sty yearsback......Calderwood I think

A True All-Time Classic

A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but I'm afraid you were in a pile-up on the Motorway." "You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything seems to be OK, but there is a bit of bad news and I'm going to break it to you as gently as I can: Your penis was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it." The bloke begins to panic but the doctor goes on, "We've checked your insurance and you've actually got £9,000 compensation coming to you and the good news is that we have the technology now to build you a new penis that will work just as well as your old one, better in fact. But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It is one thousand pounds an inch." The guy perks up a bit at this. "So it's a simple decision," the doctor says, "You need to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch penis before and you decide to go for a nine inch penis now, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine-incher before and you decide only to invest in a five incher now, she might be a bit disappointed. So it's important that you consult with her to help you make the decision." So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife The doctor comes back the next day. "So" he says, "have you spoken with your wife?" "I have." says the chap. "And has she helped you to make the decision?" "Yes, she has" he says. "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor. "We're having a new kitchen," replies the man.

Yes - Yours Is No Disgrace

A Jewish guy goes to watch small heath play, but is refused entrance to the ground. "Why can't I come in? I'd have thought you'd be desperate for fans!" says Avi. "Only complete pricks allowed in here" replies the 'Nose

Bruce Springsteen - Born To Run (on half speed mastered audiophile vinyl ;-) )

Charity can wait til my overdraft is cleared

Richard is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful but listen very, very closely... A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"

Two Welshmen are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop... As yet the shop isn't ready... only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, "I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious bloke walks to the window, has a peek, and in a English accent asks, "What're you blokes sellin' here?" One of the men replies, "We're selling arseholes here, boyo." Without missing a beat, the Englishman says, "Geez, you must have had a bloody good day, you've only got two left!"

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the Stick pig and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blowwww your house down." And he did! So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the big bad wolf just blew down my house!" So the stick pig let the straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blowwww your house down." And he did!! So the straw pig and the stick Pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!" So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up the wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living shit out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and blew the wolfs head off. Then they tied cement blocks around his feet threw his sorry butt into the creek then got back into their Caddy and drove off. The straw pig and stick pig were amazed! "Who the heck were those guys?" they asked. "Those were my cousins... The Guinea Pigs. "Gotta love those Italians."

Thor, the god of thunder, assumes mortal form, comes down to earth on a Friday night and goes to a singles bar. He ends up going home with a beautiful woman. They spend the weekend in her place making passionate love, over and over again. Come Monday morning, Thor deciding to reveal his true identity, says "I am Thor!". The women looks at him and replies, "You're Thor!? I'm so thor I can hardly pith!"