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even god was allowed a rest day Tony :wink:

Tony you say he went missing, I can think of one (away at Exeter in the cup?) His record for appearances indicate that he was around a lot of the time Signed: 03-08-1989 Left: 01-10-1996 Fee: £ 400000 League app / goals :247 (5) 9 FA Cup: 23 (1) 0 League Cup: 29 (1) 1 Other: 15 (0) 0

Im amazed that 5 (at the moment) have voted for Olly above McGrath. I am wondering how many of those actually saw the great man in his prime defending for Villa. For those that maybe a bit too young picture this, a defender that doesnt appear to run far but is always in the right place, a defender who doesnt appear to jump high but always wins headers, a defender who appears from nowhere to get the ball and stop a certain goal. Not a ranter and a raver on the pitch just a great defender and one who played some of his best football while at VP.

The obvious choice isnt even on there - Ellis.

anyone here think Baros is doing OK at Liverpool? I notice he was sub again last night

The physio and back room people who ensure that all are available to play each week

Stuart what a great way to introduce yourself - welcome to the fellowship

where the F*ck has this thread been reurrected from?

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?" She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the spedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car. "Go get help." he pleads. She replies, "I can't, I'm naked." He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says, "Cover your snatch with that and go get help." She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the gas station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "Help! Help! My boyfriend's stuck!" The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."

John have you any top tips for removing nasty stains from clothes? Also what should I do with all my used washing up bottles?

JPA - hang on in a previous thread you talked about us struggling with the signings we had made etc - or was that a peice of sarcasm I missed. (it was the are you exited thread from July 5th?) If it wasnt sarcasm why the change of heart?

`You got the link? I`d like to see what people really do think of the clubs state at the moment. Its the why is everyone so negative JPA, there are some great posts in there. Lots of differing views

Fair point JC (if it was aimed at me) - not trying to have a petty argument :oops: If it was not aimed at me ............... 8)

Fair points - I much prefer the "perceived negativity" thread though for a true reflection of peoples real feelings on where this club is, where it is going and where it should be. p.s. I dont think that negativity towards the signings is right, its been more the peceived lack of permanent strength in depth to the squad that has been the issue. p.p.s I'd still like to finish in a european place but suspect that it will be a whole load different this year.

Whats this got to do with your arguments JPA? Surely following your theories we should be getting higher in the league? Dont understand the point you are making - any chance of expanding? Not trying to be argumentative, I just dont see what you are saying thats all

No they are not, a certain poster on anothert thread said there was no need for creative midfielders

Does anyone think Portugal actually deserved to win - going on number of shots etc?

Greg ultimately anything is possible. All you have to do is believe, not be content with 6th place, set your expectations high enough.

Thats what Malc, Pete and a whole load of others keep trying to say SW. We can be more than a narly club, but to do that will take a major re-think in the way that the club is run. This season has only clouded the issue in getting a whole load of people thinking that ellis and co/ must be doing isomething right and that any change would not be for the good. OK they have the right to that opinion but its flawed. The potential is there but to turn potential into reality takes bravery and sound judgement - neither of which will come from the current "rulers" of AVFC.

I notice you didnt put the Krauts in the list

Here are some for JC and RR as they seem to ike this type Why didn't the eunuch cross the road? He just didn't have the balls. What do you call a nun in a blender? Twisted Sister. What do you call a faggot in the navy? A Rear Admiral. What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door? Matt. What's brown and squishy and wears pearls? The Gay Rights Movement. What's the worst thing about having a colostomy? Finding shoes to match the bag. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died. What do you call a hooker's kids? Brothel sprouts. What's the difference between Rock Hudson and George Bush? George's aides haven't killed him, yet. What do you call someone with no arms or legs lying out in the sun? Ray. What happens when a Vulcan woman's tampon fails? She gets Toxic Spock Syndrome. What do you call a woman with no arms or legs in a cash register? Penny. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo! Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday? A: Erection day. Q: What's pink and hard? A: A pig with a flick knife. Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the shit out of the dog.

A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. "Sally," she said, "you didn't tell me you were going to a wedding." "I didn't mom," Sally replied. "I was giving a blowjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up on me."

I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough... -------------------------- I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -------------------------- I failed my driver’s test. The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?" I said, I don’t know… look around, listen to the radio… --------------------------- I knew these Siamese twins. They moved to America, so the other one could drive. --------------------------- Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport. --------------------------- I know a guy who called up the Home Shopping Network. They said "Can I help you?" and he said "No, I'm just looking." --------------------------- This greasy spoon restaurant was so bad, on the menu there were even flies in the pictures. ----------------------------

look at www.holteenders.com in the wallpaper section and you get a good example of the old badge

Hmmmmmm Kay-Li (or however you spell it). This is straying a bit from Chocolate but Jublee's? Basically a brick of flavoured ice in the shape of a pyramid? (No one seems to remember these)