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  1. OldFart
    NV y avn u votid?
  2. OldFart
    OK children. Time for this week's competition. Try to complete the above sentence without using the words "off" or "arse".
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    What are you?

    OldFart replied to BOF's topic in Off Topic

    A certain Liverpool taxi-driver would appear to think otherwise. He probably has a point too.
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    What are you?

    OldFart replied to BOF's topic in Off Topic

    Pigs are my favourite creatures*. Sweet things. Dirty because we make them wallow. Intelligent. Love em. And above all DELICIOUS - every last bit of them. I could murder a whole pig. *along with pussy cats and meerkats
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    Pratts? Yes I guess Bendall gave Saunders the kind of backing that Ellis never did but... Why did Ron Saunders leave? I know Ellis tried every which way to get Saunders out but Bendall was chairman at the time Saunders left, not Ellis. My take was always "Ellis? Bendall? Sod the pair of them."
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    West Ham won the European Cup-Winners Cup, which, for the benefit of any under-5s, was far more prestigious than the Fairs (=UEFA) Cup back in... 1965.
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    Because he has an agent. If his agent says he'll make more money in England, he'll go. Just like the rest of 'em. Maybe. Or because IAN has told him about Randy and Martin!
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    But IS HE LUCKY? I would love to see Carew at VP. He isn't very good at sticking the ball away himself but he's a superb target man and can take any amount of stick.
  9. OldFart
    Great report, John.
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    A bit silly that you have to go to the front page itself to learn that it wasn't really JC who wrote it. Still, if he's the one who wants to appear before the firing squad many will have no problem.
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    I'm sure Magical Martin the Messiah would get the best out of Phillips.
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    How sweet!
  14. OldFart

    Melody or lyrics?

    OldFart replied to Pelle's topic in Off Topic

    Harmony. So I've voted for melody.
  15. OldFart
    36% eh? In a manly way of course. :nod:
  16. OldFart
    An interesting thread on Pitch-Watering on the Villa Talk forum. Perhaps this thread could be combined with it. :?
  17. OldFart
    Please sir, just the one. Over on the "Going to the match alone" thread. Just want to say something about bad breath. Please! :oops:
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    Red card? Is that really a redcard offence? I wasn't aware you'd become a mod Oldfart. OK, carry on insulting other posters in your mixture of textspeak and grunts.
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    Red card?
  20. OldFart
    Absolutely gobsmacked that Jimmy "Bring back terracing" Greaves hasn't muscled in on this thread.
  21. OldFart
    Mess your eyes up? :shock: :? :| 8) Right!
  22. OldFart
    Word beginning with w removed.
  23. OldFart
    You called sir?
  24. OldFart
    Worked wonders for Lazio didn't it? After trying to sign EVERYBODY they now dominate Italian football!!! Don't they?
  25. OldFart
    Sitting only if I'm dumping. Good work leviramsey. An important thread. Should be made into a sticky.
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