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Rob finds it hard to hide his joy that Scotland are out of Euro 08 LansVillan is not so happy

N95 wins hands down for me. Primarily it is a phone. So for me, the phone features are what we should judge it on. No mms, memory, forwarding, and thats before we mention the price and crappy contracts it comes with. N95 as a phone is the best Ive come across, yeh it has little problems, everything does. But I certainly wont be looking for an iPhone anytime soon.

Top that? Free upgrade

Which is your prefered charity? For me, charity starts at home.

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure the headaches you've had all these years. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for but he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street he realised that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need .... a new suit. That'll make me feel a little better. " He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see . Size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fitted perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16 1/2 neck." Joe was surprised. "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see. Size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since before I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head. "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - £400 New shirt - £36 New underwear - £10 Second opinion - PRICELESS

Hi General I wanted to pass on a big well done to Hayley Lingard, Venue Sales Executive the at the club. She has been very helpful over the last few weeks in helping me plan my wifes 30th party to be held in the McGregor suite. She has explained everything perfectly for us and is a real credit to the club. I hope you find the time to pass my thoughts on. VB

Clean your glasses then old boy....:winkold:

1977 hangs his first festive decoration of the year.

Hazel dean... Dont ask.

General, after reading comments on this board regarding the disgraceful behaviour of small heath 'fans' I would hope the club are going to take a strong stance on this and push for action to be taken against Bcfc. Although i understand it is hard to single people out and take action in these circumstances, I think its high time we as a club stood up for the safety of our fans. Is there anyway or chance it could be possible to ban away fans from the reverse fixture? I don't see why after they show a total lack of respect for our fans, that we should even allow theirs in our ground. Did anyone notice that steward shouting abuse at Barry just as he went to take a corner? Classy club. P.s, congratulations to everyone connected with Villa, a top result and well deserved.

Gabbi is up front

The fans are dong us proud I hear..

Any pig masks?

Glen Hoddle has just said Barry is a 7/10 player? clearing in the woods.

Brady has her new seat ready...

The law of Trim. You gottsa love it!

Expect to see it all edited out by 4pm..

This way my feeling seeing petrov in there.. Gabbi on the wing? Maybe its a 4-3-3

Excellent. He usually allows big games like this to turn into carnage. I predict a red card!

Who's ref today?

After meeting his former team mate, Liam Ridgewell was regretting only paying 50p for his poppy

Shut up gold you pig. I'd love to seem him stand up to the General, I know who my money would be on. Ive never known such a childish reaction to a 'nothing' comment in all my life and I can't believe the Mail still insist on reporting the swill that he continues to squeal. Pathetic little Pigwolf.

Ive just read through this whole thread and was disgusted until I saw your post. Boost is the chocolate supreme!

Totally agree. Cant see any bad point to having one other than the cost.