ChrisVillan

Richard turns down a dinner invitation in favour of clipping his toenails.

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You're joking. Takes the piss does that.

Well, it's the most depressing day of the year, Doug's still alive, and the VT board is tense as you like. So I've had a scan through today's news and guess what I found! Fat Barry The Nose tries to sneak past RantinRob's house. He failed. The rest of the pub accuses villafan306 of being over-excited after the Conference Finals Richard is surprised to learn that Rothschild have finally been brought in to sell Aston Villa. Globetrotting assassin drat01 receives payment up front as a secret FA insider puts a contract on Mike Newell's life. Nana Mouskouri tells the Fake Sheikh that her stylist John Cresswell is'lazy'.

Out for me I'm afraid.

Evening all. Been a bit lazy with this but I believe it's now up to date. Cheers.

Party time is coming, I can feel it. Transfer window's more or less been wasted now so let's tie it in with a boozy World Cup. Summer 2006. Love it.

If your missus becomes old, worn and dead inside, you sleep on the settee.

I'm not sure yet but I think I'm with blandy on this one. I can see myself being right royally pissed off if Ellis is responsible when and if this thing dies.

I'll tell JC you're taking Lisa then Be fair Al. I'm asthmatic, I don't have that kind of lung capacity.

Back on topic please

Just because she's inflatable doesn't make her any less of a woman.

Costs me around 100 quid a pop. Taking my ex to Port Vale and that's beginning to look an expensive weekend.

I think the big fella missed out on the away win because he refused to give small heath money either But he went mental when we scored, nearly clotheslined me to the floor.

I admire how these people stick to their guns, but I like to go to games. When there's a protest, I'll be there at the front, but I can't bring myself to boycott. I certainly don't hold it against anyone who does, or think they're worse supporters.

Must be nasty to have made that decision and still fancy individual games. My uncle is on the same non-Villa diet and he's had to stop himself wanting to go to specific games. Blose this season is the most obvious yet. A little vein goes in his head when it comes up in conversation. Poor bastard.

I know you're winning it John. Sven told NOTW. So if you buy the club, will you give it a going over and sell it on? Would YOU want to pay in the region of £65m?

Muesli!

Stakeholders. I take that word to include me, as a fan. And he's not doing what I expect of him. I'm pretty sure a few shareholders feel the same in their position too.

Anybody wish to comment on this? Money breeds success breeds money.

But wait...there's more!

Superb Rob.

Hoo friggin ray.

Don't get me bloody started on Coldplay!

I like Monkey Wrench, always have. Unfortunately, I think Foo Fighters are the most over-rated dullest pile of tedious arsewank to ever be put out by any record label in the history of the world EVER.