ChrisVillan

Karen Bayley?

That'll be 38 then.

Haven't heard that word for years. Not about me anyway :cry:

Georgie T all the way. I'll never get over when some wrestler came on and I saw Georgie's bottom (half) for the first time. CRACKing stuff.

Yeah Anthony I think you might have taken leave of your evolution at around 8 by the looks of it!

Bloody hell you're younger than me as well! If there's many more I'm gonna be thrown in with the old codgers!

Ditto, what date?

Hooray, someone else my age. TrinTalk, that's not spooky that's just wrong. You must have shat yourself when you found out.

That was to other TT...3 days later for you. Halloween.

If you think that's spooky what are you like 2 days later?

Ah OV, at 18 I lost the love of my life and I've not been the same since. Fortunately neither has she (bit weighty these days) but 15-17 will forever be the best days of my life. Until Villa win the Champions League, obv.

I'd cut my plums off to be 16 again. Life was good then.

Thanks for the warning, there's a bomb shelter next to my desk. I'll go in there.

^^^ See post next up but one victie :wink:

You're all saggy and past it.

:evil: Wheatus

Very drole Al. I don't like the stuff they've made since 1988, though I did start to listen to them at the age of 3 so maybe you're right. I had a teenage uncle who thought it'd be funny to turn me into a metal head. It's all about NIN really anyway. Hang on a sec...you already knew how old I am!

20 8)

Oh jesus, should've seen that coming. Take a vote off the ALLOW THEM side boys! :wink:

Who died and made you king of the world? :wink: I don't know John, I'm undecided. Obviously we can't have a situation where we get the morons from other clubs, but then again they can be chucked off anyway. The legitimate fans can be interesting to talk to, but then again we can't have threads about their clubs on the VT board. Maybe it could be sorted out by adding something into the guidelines about away fans only being allowed in a week before we play them, to talk about that match only on the VT board. If they want a deep discussion about their own club, they have their own sites to do it on. Then again, maybe if it's allowed within the guidelines we could talk about their clubs on the OT board? Obviously offenders can be chucked off. I just don't know to be honest, the thing that keeps popping up in my mind is that although I love talking footy with pretty much anyone, this is VILLA Talk. Oh God I'm gonna have a sleepless night over this.

"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank," After a brief pause Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy, right now!" "Uh Okay then......here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house." "Okay Daddy!" A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" he asks. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead. "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool....but he must have forgotten that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all really dead too." *** long pause *** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? Is this 555-7039? "No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said. "Ooooppss...sorry wrong number!"

The tracksuit bottoms went out the window long ago as a highly erectile functional teenage bag of hormones. Apparently.

Too much info on the marital problems Bri

possibly if I had an idea what you wre going on about :? :shock: I'm not married yet and most of the jokes you come out with make it less and less likely that I'll bother

You're determined to kill my passion for life before it starts aren't you!