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ChrisVillan

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  1. A VT mod protests about the Today's News thread because he doesn't like wordiness and knob jokes.
  2. Harsh! I notice the absence of a denial though! I deny all the accusations.
  3. Dill, I hope you wake up and your life has all been a dream, and you're actually a nasty little piece of scrot rot from small heath.
  4. VTers are unhappy that a picture of Jo Brand was allowed to be posted on the messageboard. trimandson attempts to convince fellow VTers that Partyboy is no more. RantinRob tells Laughing_Gravity that he'd quite happily risk giving Jessica Alba anal cancer. David O'Leary is too busy txting to see what lies ahead in the road. Some VT posters make their way towards mass suicide as another thread about O'Leary begins.
  5. Post deleted. Please be aware that this thread is included in the guidelines.
  6. Villa fans on the M6 prepare for O'Leary's departure... ...but it seems his car has broken down. Villa's 2007 FA Cup run comes to an end in predictable fashion. Aston Villa deny that defensive errors are a result of drugs. Meanwhile Liam admits he likes a tipple at half-time.
  7. Actually come to think of it shouldn't you be at school now?
  8. You're right, it should've been "Grogan_Avfc wishes he hadn't begged to be allowed to stay up to watch the Man City game".
  9. Villa's new manager gets to work building his new squad by first getting rid of some of O'Leary's. drat01 leads protests about the quality of football at Villa after paying to watch yet another rubbish match. ChrisVillan prepares O'Leary's lunch. Grogan_Avfc skives off to check the latest Villa result. Doug and Dave try to cheer themselves up with an appearance in Vogue.
  10. Pete, please call them "those who choose to fight fire". Many thanks. Now I'm not really into all this stuff, but it seems to me that the club is run in a way which contradicts or at least bends stock exchange rules. How far off the mark would that be?
  11. VT's student population is reminded that they'll still be Villa supporters in August. blandy and villain find a phonebox to see where the 18st man with a young boy has disappeared to on the latest NW Villa outing. limpid's latest attempt to get some money in for the running of VT is going well. Partyboy goes to great lengths to show his dissatisfaction over his latest purchase. Preparations for the replay get underway in London.
  12. "Sorry Fistface you've got a little something behind your...never mind, I'll get it."
  13. Sir Ian Blair is so scared of the Attorney General that he takes Barry Austin along as back-up.
  14. Page two? Shame on you all. Richard discovers the effects of disagreeing with Risso. Interviews begin for the next Villa manager. Demitri_C suggests that Juan Pablo Angel's poor form may be down to illness. Doug Ellis uses the Beattie money to send a search party out for his marbles. Blackburn disappointed with new signing after chief scout's typo.
  15. List updated to include the latest two from blogwhore Kimbo, and my attempt at the 2007 Blooker Prize (chortle chortle).
  16. Bienvenue a "Today's News", avec ChrisVillan. NuremburgVillan photographed out and about on the night of Italy's kit launch. Jez_Villa wishes he hadn't laughed at Richard's reflective jacket. Doug Ellis' latest appearance leads to suggestions he's not as healthy as he claims. Gringo claims the military's latest conspiracy is blatant. drat01 is more than happy with his latest pun.
  17. Doesn't he play for Wigan? :oops:
  18. Right here's some more. Had a couple of days off due to idiot's block. drat01 never did quite manage to change the television channel... ...or get twenty quid out of them new cash machines. Scientists explain why VT threads always go round in circles. Doug proposes a new way of getting into Europe... ...but The Manager has a different idea.
  19. Strawman. Anyone think there is still any chance of a takeover by the end of the season?
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