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ChrisVillan

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  1. This just in... RantinRob's new binoculars came in handy as he spotted a seller of "THE" Villa fanzine. New issue out today, surprisingly. After a discovery in his wardbrobe, ahamaad denies taking his job too seriously. Hev employs Demitri_C to walk through Juan Pablo Angel's bus collection. The World's Least Selfish Man questions the logic after Rothschild offer him Aston Villa for £10m more than it's worth. limpid swears he's off the booze after waking up INSIDE WoW. VillaTalk posters regret lack of communication before Christmas party.
  2. He looks nowt like me! LBJ23 spots Juan Pablo Angel counting his money.
  3. And I'd never wear street clothes such as jeans in a controlled environment. AND I'd have my labcoat done up and be wearing a hairnet. Some people have no respect for science.
  4. Looks nothing like me :evil: And after all the effort I've gone to to ensure all these have a genuine likeness to posters!
  5. Despite his best efforts and much CV-nagging, Demitri_C's inability to think of his own visual gags gets him down.
  6. Puma's state of the art design suite caught in extreme weather conditions in Germany.
  7. What would you rather they did Allan? Took your sister's case, and others, as individual cases with their individual circumstances, or set a target of taking one million off incapacity benefit? Silly question methinks. And I completely agree with you.
  8. Commons statement due right about...now.
  9. It's a target. Just like they have for doctors, and hospitals, and schools. As you say Al, it's all too neat and tidy and ignores the REAL issues on the ground.
  10. Leslie's plastic surgeon calls her Ash Cash.
  11. Don't really have my own view on this particularly, I've not read up enough. I listened to a pretty lengthy phone-in last night and the basic view is that genuine recipients of incapacity benefit don't want to be tarred with the same brush as the feckless members of society, and they find it is absolutely central to being able to live their lives. Of course the flipside is that nobody wants the lazy bastards to be able to cheat the system. How do you crack down on one but not the other? Re-application of all has been suggested - again, this was met with contempt by those who actually belong on incapacity benefit.
  12. New for today: RantinRob takes a deep breath before bellowing "FUCKWITS!" Doug Ellis claims Mark Delaney's new contract offer is £15 more than his true value. Fellow students look on in amazement as front-row regulars villafan306, paddy and ChrisVillan miss a rare lecture. Laughing_Gravity lays rat poison outside his local gay club. limpid dismisses rumours that VillaTalk's hits aren't technically unique page impressions. Toonlass receives a dirty picture of RantinRob. Old lady asks Risso what he thinks of the Catholic Church.
  13. Laughing_Gravity happily poses with his new present from Mr Blair.
  14. JohnCresswell arrested for multiple trowel thefts. Anger and confusion reign after Richard waves to Baroness Thatcher in the distance.
  15. Keep your bitchin' out of my happy thread god dammit!
  16. Doctors reveal that appearing as a silhouette is the only cure for gingerness.
  17. After ransacking Saddam's palace for funny pictures, b23 was distraught to find nothing except a photoshopped picture of Doug Ellis in Ocean's Eleven.
  18. The_Rev reacts angrily to claims that rail travel is poor man's public transport.
  19. Not my area anymore thankfully, moved up in the world 8) And it is a bit of a slow news day here in the Home Office, No10 have other things to think about rather than nagging me.
  20. Police search for Juju after a motorcycle topples small heath's trophy cabinet.
  21. bickster throws CCT out of his cab because she says, "To ask the Secretary of State for This Taxi, how much he estimates the ride will cost for (a) the next year and ( in ten years' time.
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