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for all those going to liverpool

Hes half a girl and half a boy

torres, torres

He look just like a transvestite

torres, torres

he wears a frock, he loves some cock

he sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando torres, Carraghers bit on the side.

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got bored and come up with this... i think its ok :D

We believe we'll finish fourth,

Our champions league push is still on course,

We're the Villa and a message we will send,

cus the lads have the support of the holte end,

For Martin, Randy and the rest,

prove that villa are the best.

So come on Villa do us proud,

And We the fans will sing aloud,

We will sing songs of history,

Come on this is your chance for glory!

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got bored and come up with this... i think its ok :D

We believe we'll finish fourth,

Our champions league push is still on course,

We're the Villa and a message we will send,

cus the lads have the support of the holte end,

For Martin, Randy and the rest,

prove that villa are the best.

So come on Villa do us proud,

And We the fans will sing aloud,

We will sing songs of history,

Come on this is your chance for glory!

To what tune?

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Dip in form my lord........

Tricky few weeks my lord.......

Testing times my lord........

Keep the faith my lord.........

:lol: Squeaky bums my lord

Fourth place is all ours

Fourth place is all ooouuurs

**** off Arsenal

Fourth place is all ours

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got bored and come up with this... i think its ok :D

We believe we'll finish fourth,

Our champions league push is still on course,

We're the Villa and a message we will send,

cus the lads have the support of the holte end,

For Martin, Randy and the rest,

prove that villa are the best.

So come on Villa do us proud,

And We the fans will sing aloud,

We will sing songs of history,

Come on this is your chance for glory!

To what tune?

Cant say what tune i had in my head i just read it aloud and it sort of fits with the amount of words- sorry cant help dont think i had a massive idea for a tune just come up with the words and there is a pause at the end of each line. But after the support of the Holte end there is a longer pause cus it is a start of another verse lol... not much help i know though- just thought at this point need to get some chants going to get the team playing and winning

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To that harsh tune about man united (whats that coming down the run way)

who's that man in the midfield!

who's that man we all adore!

he plays with milner and gabby,

he's our superstar barry!

and we will love him forever more!

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ok ive got a very long chant and anything with an * at the side im not happy with so would like suggestions but think if it got going could last a very long time chanting it and sound fantastic. To the tune of Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah.

There was a team with a great manager onboard *

His name is O’neill he is the lord*

but you don't think we’ll finish fourth, do ya?

well it goes like this you were fourth, now you’re fifth

the major fall into the abyss

the rise of the Mighty Villa.

We’re The Villa...

Your not gonna finish fourth here’s the proof

We’d shout it from the stands up to the roof!

The day the villa overthrew ya

We knocked you to fifth and kept you there

But bet you wouldn’t even care

‘Cus you’re not true fans like us are ya?

We’re The Villa...

The claret and blue were here before

We’re gonna knock you out of the top four

You don’t even have a European cup, do ya?

*can’t think of a line, suggestions welcome*

We’re on a victory march *

And would love to see a broken gooner*.

We’re The Villa...

well we’re here to stay and now you know

the team you will always be below

but you deserve it, don’t ya?

You’ve not improved, this is true

move over for the claret and blue

and a top four that has Villa.

We’re The Villa...

well, maybe there's a god above

A top four with the villa we love

Tears coming from ya

champions league on the night

But no Arsenal even in sight

Cus it’s back to glory for the Villa

WE’RE THE VILLA , WE’RE THE VILLA, WE’RE THE VILLA ... WE’RE THE VILLLLLAA!

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Petrov does need a song, same with Luke Young.

Hey Jude:

'Na na na na Luke Young' like we used to sing for Luke Moore

'Theres only one Petrov' to the Mellberg tune

Not many words and nice and simple

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"The Elephant Man,

The Elephant Maaaann,

Harry Redknapp...

The Elephant man!

..you'll be hit by a coin,

you'll be hit by a coiiiinnn,

Harry Redknapp,

You'll be hit by a coin!"

"Face like a candle...

You've got a face like a candle,

Face likee a caaanddlllee!!!!

You've got a face like a candle!"

"Bent cockney w*nker,

you're just a bent cockney w*nker"

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"The Elephant Man,

The Elephant Maaaann,

Harry Redknapp...

The Elephant man!

..you'll be hit by a coin,

you'll be hit by a coiiiinnn,

Harry Redknapp,

You'll be hit by a coin!"

"Face like a candle...

You've got a face like a candle,

Face likee a caaanddlllee!!!!

You've got a face like a candle!"

"Bent cockney w*nker,

you're just a bent cockney w*nker"

'Sit down you ugly word removed!'

And with everyone pointing towards Jamie Redknapp in the sky box by the Holte:

'You're a rocket polisher

you're a rocket polisher

you're a rocket polisher like your dad

you're a rocket polisher like your dad!'

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Shes half a pig and half a dog

brady, brady

She look just like a water hog

brady, brady

she **** the players, she **** the fans

she **** herself using both hands

Karen brady, birminighams biggest slag.

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On the subject of Redknapp chants I loved the simplicity of the one against Pompey earlier this season

Harry, you're a clearing in the woods

Harry Harry you're a clearing in the woods.

So simple but.... genius.

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"The Elephant Man,

The Elephant Maaaann,

Harry Redknapp...

The Elephant man!

..you'll be hit by a coin,

you'll be hit by a coiiiinnn,

Harry Redknapp,

You'll be hit by a coin!"

"Face like a candle...

You've got a face like a candle,

Face likee a caaanddlllee!!!!

You've got a face like a candle!"

"Bent cockney w*nker,

you're just a bent cockney w*nker"

'Sit down you ugly word removed!'

And with everyone pointing towards Jamie Redknapp in the sky box by the Holte:

'You're a rocket polisher

you're a rocket polisher

you're a rocket polisher like your dad

you're a rocket polisher like your dad!'

"Ugly word removed my lord, ugly word removed..."

"Cockney tw*t my lord, cockney tw*t..."

"Took a bung my lord, took a bung..."

anyone think of some more to this tune lol? :)

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