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Number 1, John Carew

Number 2, John Carew

Number 3, John Carew

Number 4, John Carew

Number 5, John Carew

Number 6, John Carew

Number 7, John Carew

Number 8, John Carew

Number 9, John Carew

Number 10, John Carew

Number 11, John Carew

We all dream of a team of John Carews, a team of John Carews, a team of John Carews

(Yellow Submarine)

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He came to Villa to score some goal, Marlon, Marlon.

He came to Villa to fill a hole, Marlon, Marlon.

He's got no neck he looks a tit,

We thought he'd be good but really he's shit,

Marlon Harewood, Villa's number 9

Got a feeling that may not catch on :lol:

I've been thinking of one for Petrov to the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman', but could only do the first half:

His name is Stiliyan Petrov, He came from Celtic Park,

And if you pass it to him, he'll score from forty yards.

Any takers to finish it up?

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He came to Villa to score some goal, Marlon, Marlon.

He came to Villa to fill a hole, Marlon, Marlon.

He's got no neck he looks a tit,

We thought he'd be good but really he's shit,

Marlon Harewood, Villa's number 9

Got a feeling that may not catch on :lol:

I've been thinking of one for Petrov to the tune of 'My Old Man's A Dustman', but could only do the first half:

His name is Stiliyan Petrov, He came from Celtic Park,

And if you pass it to him, he'll score from forty yards.

Any takers to finish it up?

O'Neill brought him with him, a sign of things to come,

And Petrov loves the Villa and he **** hates the scum.

The version of Ash's song i've always heard and sung myself is:

'Whos that winger flying down the left and right?

Is it Shaun Wright Phillips? No he's **** shite

It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em

It's Ashley Young he's **** dynamite'

Either way i agree we need to get it going saturday, if it gets going in the Fernhurst it will catch on

Aye, first league game since he's back, hopefully itll catch on.

Anything will do aslong as it isnt that yanighted rip off song!

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Not a terrace chant more a tribute to a great day

I was there when we thrashed the city

The 5 - 1 scoreboard looked so pretty and

I could see the warning signs running around small minds

And when they left, on 30minutes, they booked themselves into the 1st division

Cos they could feel the warning signs running around small minds

So there you go, the difference was clear and it werent just the goals

There support is so shit and thier gounds a **** hole

So what a great day

You can't call it a derby, if they cant even play

There half the world away

Half the world away

Half the world away

They were lost, and they found that we run this town.

Clap Clap

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Shes Electric tune - think the tune would be quite a good terrace chant and fits Emily Heskey, just need to work on the lyrics ;)

Emmmmmmmmmmmmily Heskey

His signing really **** depressed me

His debut did a lot to impress me I need more time

Englands number 9

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Shes Electric tune - think the tune would be quite a good terrace chant and fits Emily Heskey, just need to work on the lyrics ;)

Emmmmmmmmmmmmily Heskey

His signing really **** depressed me

His debut did a lot to impress me

But I need more time

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I think we should sing Delfouneso's name to the White Stripes tune, now we know his name is pronounced Delfonzo.

'Ooo Nathan Delfonzo

Ooo Nathan Delfonzo....

or

'We've got Nathan Delfonzo

We've got Nathan Delfonzo....

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I know this has been suggested before but i think it would be great on European nights:

'Oooo we're the Villa, Aston Villa

The pride of Brum

Conquerors of Europe back in 1982

Soon to be repeated by the boys in claret and blue

Oooo....

To this tune:

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Does anyknow the rest of this song, i cant remember if theres anymore

roll along aston villa, roll along

to the top of the table where you belong

Roll along Aston Villa roll along

To the top of the league where we belong

There'll be cups and trophies too, for the boys in claret and blue

Roll along Aston Villa roll along

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