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A HA - Take on Me

He's Heeeskey (he's Heskey)

Takes you on (point to opposing fans)

You'll be goooone

in a goal or

TWOOOOO.

Di di do do, di do do, do do do do do

do do do do do, do do, do do do do do

Try 'Take on Me' by 'Reel Big Fish'

Its a quicker tune.

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To the tune of I love you baby:

Ohhh Emile Heskey, he used to play for the Scum,

Oh Emile Heskey, O'Neill brought him up,

Oh Emile Heskey, you're a donkey no mooo-oooo-oooree,

Repeat.

Like this one, needs a bit of work though

And don't think you can call him a donkey, it won't take off

Look at the Petrov one that says he used to be shite, no one joins in cos of that.

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To the tune of Go West:

Go Hesk(ey), he is gonna score,

Go Hesk(ey), and then score some more,

Go Hesk(ey).....

More lyrics required but I like the idea of using this tune.

Or to the tune of The Wheels on the Bus...

Emile on the pitch goes round and round

Round and round

Round and round

Emile on the pitch goes round and round all day long

Emile on the pitch goes up and down,

Up and down... etc etc

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We need simple songs which are likely going to catch on when getting pissed up in a pre-match pub. Examples of songs which catch on (due to their simplicity):

John Carew Carew,

He's bigger than me and you,

He's gonna score one or two,

John Carew Carew.

Do do do do,

Martin Laursen.

Do do do,

Nigel Reo-Coker.

Gabby-Gabby-Gabby-Gabby

Gabby Agbonlahor

He's fast as ****,

He's fast as fuuuuuck.

Some examples of possible songs:

(Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart)

Young, Young will tear you apart, again.

The Beatles - Hey Jude

Naaaa, Na Na, Na-Na-Naa Naaa, Na-Na-Naa Naaa,

Luke Young!

James Thomson and Thomas Arne - Rule Britannia

Stiliyan Petrov, He came from Celtic Park,

He will shoot and score from forty yards!

Village People - Go West (obviously faster than the original)

Petrov, from the halfway line,

Petrov, from the halfway line,

Petrov, from the halfway line,

Petrov, from the halfway line.

Jimmie Davis = You Are My Sunshine

You are my Barry, my Gareth Barry,

You make me happy when skies are grey,

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard,

So please don't take, my Barry, away.

And to do two very simple ones, firstly to the old Mellberg song:

Milner!

There's only one Milner,

There's only one Milner,

There's only one Milner,

Milner!

And secondly, to 'There's only one...':

There's only one Curtis Davies,

One Curtis Daaaaavies,

There's only one Curtis Davies.

And finally, in honour of our newest arrival, to He's A Baby! from Shooting Stars

Emile Heskey! Emile Heskey!

:lol:

These are all (apart from the last one) catchy IMO, simple, easy to remember, and there's a bit of originality, rather than having one song for three separate people.

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i still like the song newcastle used for Milner to tune of michale finigan

jimmy milner is brazilian

up the wing he`s **** brilliant

we wont sell for 20 million

super jimmy milner beginagen

we can change line 3 to

we brought him for just 12 million

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Everyone says we need simple songs or they wont be picked up, well how about for sidwell

"Super, Super Steve

Super, Super Steve

Super, Super Steve

Super Stevey Sidwell"

We havnt used it since Maloney left and its easy to get going.

Plan.

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Theres only one Emile Heskey

One Emile Heskey

He played for the shite

But now he's alright

Walkin in a Heskey wonderland

This will be his song imo

I can see that one yeah

Fan-****-tastic. This should be his chant!

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Theres only one Emile Heskey

One Emile Heskey

He played for the shite

But now he's alright

Walkin in a Heskey wonderland

This will be his song imo

I can see that one yeah

Fan-****-tastic. This should be his chant!

Apparantly today our fans were singing this song but with the line 'he used to be shite', now i'm not his biggest fan but that song isn't going to help him is it?

The line 'he played for the shite' is much better

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