Hercs Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 *We join Gabby preparing to play West Ham, he's becoming increasingly excited* Gabby: I can't believe it, can you believe it guys!? I mean we've finally signed Robbie Keane after chasing him for like 300 years! *Gabby hugs Keane tightly* Keane: um ... Gabriel I can't breathe dere and... Gabby: I mean Carlton, it's great right? Cole: Gabby, I think you're a little confused you're... Gabby: Yeah, I am a bit, I mean, your head, it's steaming ... What's with that? Cole: It just does that sometimes I don't know, but anyway that's not what I... Gabby: Hitz! We've not played together for ages, you been on holiday? Hitzlsperger: Gabriel, I left 6 years ago.... Gabby: Wow, cruise was it? Hitzlesperger: What? No, I'm a hammer now. Gabby: Yeah "Der Hammer" Hitzlesperger: No I mean with West Ham! *Hitz points to his badge, Gabby looks then takes in all of the other player's badges.* Gabby: Crap! *Meanwhile in the Villa dressing room, Albrighton and Clark are hiding in a locker.* A.Young: Marc? What's up. *Albrighton sticks his head out of the locker* Albrighton: Fabian said that our dressing room's haunted! A.Young: Haunted? By what? Clark (from within the locker): The ghost of ... Keiron Dyer! A.Young: Ghost? Keiron Dyer's alive! I can hear him, listen... *The agonised wailing and moaning of Keiron Dyer can be heard in the hall* Albrighton: Yeah you can hear his ghost, Fabian says he died of fright when he heard he might have to play Fabian and Jean II. *Young laughs* A.Young: Look we'll settle this right now, Keiron! Hey Keiron come in here a minute! *Dyer enters, Albrighton cringes back into the locker* Dyer: Whoaaaaaaaa! Yeaaaaargghhh! Uurrrrrrgggghhh!!! Young: Um.... Keiron can you stop that a minute? Dyer: Oh, yeah, sorry Ash, force of habit. What's up? Young: Some of the kids here think you're dead so I just want to reassure them you're not. Dyer: I am dead. Young: What!? Clark (muffled): See! Dyer: Not to worry though physio reckons I should make a return in three to four weeks, I've had worse. I'm definitely going to avoid injury when I come back this time though. Young: O....K. *Meanwhile Elsewhere.....* Gabby: So James, what have you been using that regaine stuff? .... and just for men? I prefered you red-headed to be honest, made you look more fierce.... Collins: My name's Michael, Gabriel. Anyway what brings you to Glanford Park? I mean of course you're welcome in Scunthorpe but aren't you supposed to be playing West Ham with Villa today? Gabby: ....Crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wedge Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 Very amusing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted April 15, 2011 Share Posted April 15, 2011 lol - that was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Lovely work Hercs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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