Having a couple of beers last night and there was a knock on the door, When I opened it a 6 foot cockroach was standing there and he punched me in the nose. The following day after my 4th pint another knock on the door and the same cockroach was there and again punched me on the nose
The next morning, I went to see the doctor and said I thought I was hallucinating when drunk. He said no. Actually, there is a nasty bug going around