LancsVillan

I agree with BOF, Crouch would have been an option to come off the bench, he didn't get the abuse he deserved, he would scare the shit out of defenders when we won corners. Cole is crap in the air for someone as tall as he is!

surely you mean didn't deserve the abuse he got! - true

as for how good they are in that air for hieght they are both equally crap, that is more to do with the fact that they were tall early in life and never had to fight for the aerial ball like you do in open aged football

he's got 4 votes BTW. What the hell is going on :shock:

people not realising it the poll was specific to being in the premiership?

you blamed doug ;-)

I think I might finally have started a thread people are interested in...

yep :-)

and I agree with your summary of them all too

didn't say anything differently just proving the problem with looking at stats on their own

that Marny at Spurs has a brilliant strike rate a goal per game let's sign him

yak has the 3rd best strike rate in premiership history, and that's for portsmouth, says a lot really

yep says he hasn't the number of games that others have

oh you wit

I went for other - ForSale

then again he isn't theirs is he

could well be the latter and I agree with you lex, the list might have been handed over prior to the chelsea game and therefore DOL might have changed his mind since then and knows he needs to keep the cash for spending elsewhere

A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns

unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as

masculine or feminine.

"House," in French, is feminine - "la maison."

"Pencil," in French, is masculine - "le crayon."

One puzzled student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?" The teacher did

not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary. So for fun she split the

class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender,and asked them to decide

whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun. Both groups were

required to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the

feminine gender (la computer), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is

incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible

later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half

your pay check on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be

masculine (le computer), because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they

ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little

longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

Batman the original was class, very moody stuff from Tim Burton........

hmm Batman the 'original' was about 20 years before this one surely and was better

mine all mine . shameless, or that one with the nurses

Little Britian is the biggest waste of half an hour you can spend, I really dislike it, almost as bad as The League of Gentlement

Does anybody remember Dogtanian , in the threee musker hounds ,or something like that " all for one and one for "?

oh yes indeedy, in fact I remember more cartoons from those times than any other programme type

wot a google search

yep me too ut then as you only slightly older than me it's not a surprise

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.

"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away... "We're down here!"

what was the one they used to show during the banana splits where the car shrunk and was obvously the inspiration for the "Honey I shrunk...." films

can remember an away game way back way a chant went up

"Dangermouse" "SuperTed" in the same way we used to have

"Left Side" "Right Side" chants

Batfink deserves a mention

just about every cartoon is better than the bottom three I cannot stand any of them

but the best ever.........

Scooby Doo or The Arabian Knights

Chicken - thats foul (fowl) .............. anyone seen a coat ?

what a poultry effort at humour!

it seems he regularly makes a tit of himself

usually after drinking some kestrel in the Golden Eagle

and then tries to rhea the missus

hmm good point what plonker the guy setting this was wonder if he'll add it

PM ^^^ :roll:

quote me in a response and the quote brings the site up between the things