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James Milner is Anchorman.

My aunt works for the TGWU and I had a brief stint at the Derby office. Careful what you say

James Milner is Jeremy Kyle in a PVC mask

Agbonlahor, Agbonlahor, He's faster than all of us, And he's gonna score (tune of Adebayor song Tottenham fans about his dad washing elephants) Luke Young, Luke Young He doesn't come from Brum But he plays full back and he isn't crap Luke Young, Luke Young Luke Young Luke Young (Hi-ho)

hahahahahahahahaha pissing myself here

James Milner was the original Mr. T, but he was too cool for it

James Milner stopped the industrial revolution.

Pressure -the Enemy

Dinosaur Pile-up - Traynor

hahahhaha James Milner went around the world in 28 minutes

:lol:

James Milner built Small Heath with his feet.

James Milner got offered the chance to wear the new pink Nike boots for a mansion (wheelbarrow) in Lozells but turned down the offer. Why? Because he is hard.

James Milner is Osama Bin Laden

James Milner shot Mr Burns.

ressurecting 2pac

He also shot 50 cent, the 9th time.

James Milner bakes Warburtons on his foot. He is hard.

I wasn't asking him to do it, I was asking for his view and using a comparison.

Number 1, John Carew Number 2, John Carew Number 3, John Carew Number 4, John Carew Number 5, John Carew Number 6, John Carew Number 7, John Carew Number 8, John Carew Number 9, John Carew Number 10, John Carew Number 11, John Carew We all dream of a team of John Carews, a team of John Carews, a team of John Carews (Yellow Submarine)

General, I know I've posted on here a lot of late but one more thing. I have sent this email to Villa in re. the Paul Birch Tribute Day vs. Chelsea on 21st February. Would you be so kind to PM me with any email addresses of anyone who can help specifically with this? This is the email I have sent. As you can see we are looking for this to be published on the official site for it to be successful. If you can help in any way possible we would all be extremely greatful. Kind regards Gen, hope we can get this the publicity it deserves.

Hi gen. Pleased we are through to round 5. Thought I'd raise the point - how do you feel we can raise attendances for games such as these? Efforts so far are appreciated with the UEFA programmes and flags,etc, but how do you feel the club can market and commercialise the tickets to make attendances for games that are not in the Premiership? I've seen other clubs doing deals such as, you can only buy a ticket for _______ at home in the Premiership, if you buy a ticket for the up and coming FA cup game against __________ (lower league team at low prices) Not asking for lower prices or asking for anything free or begging, just seeing your opinion on how YOU think it would be best to increase attendances for future games, and sometimes even for Premiership games (not so much,though) Thanks

What was the extra line added to Mcgrath song today? 'shes a slag my lord, shes a slag'?

White Lies - e.s.t

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