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andykeenan

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  1. Draw tomorrow at 6pm ITV 1 Who would you like? Home draw be nice not against any of the big teams some one like Burton The numbers 1 Arsenal 2 Aston Villa 3 Barnsley 4 Birmingham City 5 Blackburn Rovers 6 Blackpool 7 Bolton Wanderers 8 Bristol City 9 Burnley 10 Cardiff City 11 Chelsea 12 Coventry City 13 Crystal Palace 14 Derby County 15 Doncaster Rovers 16 Everton 17 Fulham 18 Hull City 19 Ipswich Town 20 Leeds United 21 Leicester City 22 Liverpool 23 Manchester City 24 Manchester United 25 Middlesbrough 26 Millwall 27 Newcastle United 28 Norwich City 29 Nottingham Forest 30 Portsmouth 31 Preston North End 32 QPR 33 Reading 34 Scunthorpe United 35 Sheffield United 36 Stoke City 37 Sunderland 38 Swansea City 39 Tottenham Hotspur 40 Watford 41 West Bromwich Albion 42 West Ham United 43 Wigan Athletic 44 Wolverhampton Wanderers 45 Sheffield Wednesday 46 Burton Albion 47 Huddersfield Town 48 Stevenage 49 Hartlepool United or Yeovil Town 50 Peterborough United 51 Notts County or AFC Bournemouth 52 Droylsden or Leyton Orient 53 Crawley Town or Swindon Town 54 Brighton & Hove Albion or FC United of Manchester 55 Southampton 56 Torquay United 57 Charlton Athletic or Luton Town 58 Colchester United 59 Hereford United or Lincoln City 60 Port Vale or Accrington Stanley 61 Wycombe Wanderers 62 Carlisle United 63 Dover Athletic 64 York City
  2. Hard game for us if we canplay how we did against Man Utd we can beat em but might getbeat in this one though Arsenal lost 2 on the spin 1 aginst there bitter rivals late on and there be wanting to get a win. And i know a gooner as well so if we get beat i will be getting some stick
  3. Dissapointed and a poor performance Ireland was just poor Wtf for the 1st goal Brad should do better thats hisarea but overal 1 of his worst games fr us Did beter 2nd half but didnt deserve anythin Fair few of us mde the trip and were in good voice I wanna go home i wanna go hooooooome Blakburn's a s**ti wanna go home. Just 1 of the songs we sang
  4. 3.33mins Blackburn's a s***t hole i wanna go home 1500+ posts and I still can't do short links
  5. Me on Sky during 1st half
  6. I was in a porno cinema the other day. Just as the feature started the guy behind shouted "You're disgusting!" I just ignored him. Two minutes later another guy shouted "You should be fuckng ashamed of yourself!" I turned around and said "We're all here for the same reason, you're just as bad as me" Just then someone else called me a **** bastard. I said "Right thats it! Come on kids we're going home!" Just been watching a lesbian porn 3D Blu-ray on my HD TV. For added effect I put 2 open cans of tuna on the radiator, its like i'm in the room! Teacher to class: "Children, we are all descendants of Adam and Eve". Pupil: "But Miss, my Mummy and Daddy said we came from the apes". Teacher: "Stay out of this one Leroy, I'm not talking about your **** lot!" Paddy gets home from pub late & very drunk..... Wife says "OK smart arse,explain the lipstick on ya collar" "**** easy" he says..... "I used me shirt to wipe my cock. Breaking News: Irish arm of Al Qeada claim responsibility for driving cement mixer off bridge onto Surrey commuter train in suicide mortar attack! A bloke notices a woman giving him the eye in the supermarket. 'Do I know u?' he asks.She says 'Aren't u the dad of 1 of my kids?' He thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says 'were u the hooker I **** over the pool table at my stag do while ur mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my arse?' She stares at him and says 'No,im your daughter's teacher!'
  7. Will be ther tomorrow hard game but done well past few seasons there loking forward to see Pires 1-2 Villa
  8. Didnt derserve to get beat unlucky not to have won Played really well 2nd half 1 or 2 ran there oscks off like Bannan Can never write Man Utd off though but unlucky need to shud up shop at the back to many goals Well done lads
  9. Doubt we will get any more tickets
  10. We DID come away with a point Andy - but I know what you mean, it felt like a loss! In fact, we were saying that when virtually the same happened at Stoke earlier in the season, although we lost that game, we had dropped only one point from a drawing position. This time, we were in a winning position and dropped to a draw - thereby losing two points - gutted. Great atmosphere though and great meal before the game at a little cafe nearby. Love going to Fulham, one of my favourites. The "shoes off" thing was good, but didn't Newcastle do it first? Got a point and was better then having none but really should been 3 chances for us just couldnt put em away. Atmosphere at Fulham is always good every seasn we seem to have a good day out there
  11. Not many Small Heath fans at Stoke s**t support my lrod. Even we took half that stand on a Mondasy night
  12. A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, "May I see your driver's license?" The driver answered, "I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI." The officer asked, "May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?" The driver answered,"It's not my car. I stole it." The officer asked, "The car is stolen?" The driver answered, "That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there." The officer asked, "There's a gun in the glove box?" The driver answered, "Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk." The officer asked, "There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?" The driver answered, "Yes, sir." Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by! police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation. The Captain asked, "Sir, can I see your license?" The driver answered, "Sure. Here it is." It was valid. The Captain asked, "Who's car is this?" The driver answered, "It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card." The driver owned the car. The Captain asked, "Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?" The driver answered, "Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it." Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. The Captain asked, "Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it." The driver answered, "No problem." Trunk is opened; no body. The Captain said, "I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk." The driver answered, "Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!"
  13. Very dissapointed not to have come away with a point as really should have been 3 Was a decent performace really loads chances just wouldnt stick em away id worry if we didnt create chances but we are Bannan had a very good game but to be fair most young lads did Albrighton giving the free kick away was silly but he wil learn Fans were fantastic Fulham always a good day out
  14. Always a good day out Eight Bells near tube station will be rocking
  15. I got lower tier. Might have half lower and upper
  16. Well who ever it was didnt have a clue they were late giving out the info. Least uve got 1 now
  17. Went down today got 1 been on sale since thursday or friday with 5 or more 2morrow is 3 or more
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