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I’m sorry, but this bloke should not be out of the firing line whilst some serious questions need to be answered. I look at the performance levels of some, if not most, of the summer signings and think what the **** did Suso and his lot see in these players. 

7 minutes ago, andykeenan said:

Tonight

Why I Fired Them 8pm 

The Finsl 9pm

On 14/12/2019 at 18:08, Tomaszk said:

It's taken years but someone has come for Bosko Balaban's crown and absolutely booted him off the throne. £22m. Incredible.

Can't play football.

Fat bloke from the office who comes to 5-a-side, stinks the place out and people wish wouldn't come anymore because no one wants to be on his team.

I thought we might be good enough to just about stay up despite him based on early promise. Incorrect. Other teams are picking up bonus points every week. If we don't replace him we're down.

What was that story about the agent? Needs looking into. People have made money here, and Villa have been taken to the cleaners.

Interesting you should mention him because not long after leaving Villa, he ended up at...Club Brugge. He averaged a goal every other game for them despite looking like it was the first time he’d ever seen a football whilst playing for us. 

One of my dreams in life is to find a Keenan in one of his fixture posts, respond with a GIF, and to get a like from the legend himself 

After lots of deliberation, I have decided I’ll be taking a dump on my ballot paper and wiping it around the polling booth.

Either that or I just won’t bother turning up. 

8 hours ago, lapal_fan said:

I drink my coffee like I like my men, extremely strong and black HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I won't mention penis size though, because I know that is very racist (God bless VT and it's educational value). 

Only messing. 

Yes @Genie coffee makes me poop, and if I mix a cup of black coffee and orange juice, it's almost instantaneous, like coke and mentos. 

If you like black men as a sexual preference, then that’s being attracted to someone because of their skin colour, and is also racist. Please subject yourself to thirty days of woke education by reading: The Guardian opinion section, Buzzfeed, and Vice. 

2 hours ago, bickster said:

Are there any football grounds not located in low rent areas? Can't think of one offhand apart from maybe Arsenal. They be very very Tory imo

It depends what you define as low rent? Stamford Bridge (in Fulham) is just off the Fulham Road. The average rent for a one bedroom in Fulham is probably, at a guess, >£2000 pcm. There are, however, some local authority developments (council estates) within a walking(ish) distance to the ground, though. 

Craven Cottage is the same. It’s also in Fulham and just over the water from Putney & Barnes - both areas aren’t low rent, even for London standards. 

1 minute ago, Robtaylor200 said:

Listening to Commentary is Wes still on ? 

Yeah, he’s been doing some fantastic work off the ball, dragging defenders out of position by generally lumbering twenty years behind the play. There was one moment when he muscled someone off the ball too! Man, you should have seen it. He then passed the ball to nobody, but still. 

Nice flick on for for their goal, too, which just shows - if that was in their box, and it found a Villa shirt rather than a United player,  it would have been a sublime assist.

You can see the lad has some talent.

We have to score another here just to draw because we have to factor in the inevitable goal we’ll concede late on 

2-1 to us. United to go ahead but we’ll give them a taste of their own medicine and come from behind to win.

McGinn and Grealish to score. 

I see Boris has got a Christmas tree up outside #10. It’s only November still, what a word removed. 

Damn it, I missed that one 

Why do you do this to us, Keenan? Why? 

If we get relegated, he’s the man to get us promoted again. If we don’t, he’s also the man to push us on to the next level. Good move by the club after years of bad decisions in terms of hiring managers and the extending the contract of those clearly not cut out for the job. 

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As someone who lives in London, I no longer give a toss about Uber. I’ve said on here recently that I’m sick of the constant surge pricing and drivers accepting then suddenly cancelling. Also, the “X mins” away is often nonsense and particular annoying when the driver cancels when they’re apparently not far away. If I cancel within a certain timeframe, Uber can charge me, but I don’t get any credit in return when it’s them cancelling and causing me the inconvenience. 

It was great at first, but the general standards these days, pricing function, and the behaviour of the drivers has made it a horribly shit service. 

20 minutes ago, OutByEaster? said:

Very quickly and subject to change without warning!

• Aston Villa
• Manchester United
• Liverpool
• Arsenal
• Tottenham
• Everton
• Chelsea
• Manchester City
• Leeds
• Nottingham Forest
• Sheffield Wednesday
• West Bromwich Albion
• Wolves
• Newcastle United
• Sunderland
• West Ham
• Derby County
• Sheffield Wednesday
• Leicester
• Stoke

7 hours ago, Xela said:

Unfortunately, that photo, as brilliant as it is, is fake news! 

The original is only slightly better though!  

Eyes as blue as the summer sky, cheeky cute smile, fiery and playful curls....

8/10 WB. 

2 hours ago, Chindie said:

videos of other sad bastards who similarly collect expensive plastic tat.

....

Ridiculously some of the creators are looking at PornHub for a new place to host their content.

I’ve pretty much exhausted PornHub so new wanking material is always welcomed. 

Peloton bikes. Ooooo, so it’s an exercise bike with a TV stuck on the front? And you get a word removed in Lycra shouting motivational slogans at you on screen. And it’s just £1,999? Sounds like a **** bargain aside from it’s not and I might as well just buy a normal exercise bike and find a free workout video on Youtube.