Of course you would. You arent important enough to get a free ticket!
Ah feck it....I'll just turn up, seems to work for Scousers
Do you have a moustache and curly hair?
Any spare tickets mate?
I'd depends how he left like some players take a parting shot. If he did this (and I very much doubt he would), then I would not be happy. Anything else I would probably say silent and thank him for service to the club when/if he leaves.
Jose Mourinho for me. He would get the players motivated and he is not scared of the media and therefore they won't influence his team selections. Failing that I'd go for Capello. He wants the job and has a proven track record at every club he's been at.