vivahate

We should be ok, but if we lose on Saturday and the teams below us pick up results on Sunday, than the Arsenal - Wigan game could be a nervy 90 minutes.

Wigan have to beat Arsenal or we are safe. Surely surely surely.

Wow. After all this conjecture it looks very possible that that relegation will be settled before the final day.

Rut-ROH

Oh tits.

Wow, the table is looking spicy.

If we had a couple more points I'd be rooting for a Wigan win to dump Newcastle into the bottom three.

The more I look at it the more I think that Norwich are most likely to go down.

You would have thought so, but the worrying thing is that if... Sunderland beat Stoke, Wigan beat Swansea, Stoke beat Spurs, Norwich beat WBA; Newcastle win at QPR; Southampton win or draw at Sunderland; Wigan win at Arsenal, Norwich win at Man City, Newcastle beat Arsenal, Southampton beat Stoke, Sunderland win at Spurs, Fulham get 3 points or more off Liverpool and Swansea, and Wigan beat Villa we could still be relegated on goal difference even if we beat Chelsea 8-0. I’m an absolute nervous wreck just thinking about how easily this could happen... Here is a pic of your doomsday scenario: If that happens I will eat the television.

Stolen from a depressed Fulham fan:

If Wigan beat Swansea then we are in for some final day insanity. Fulham could quite easily go down at this point.

He took his goal very well. Especially considering we've seen him scuff one-on-ones a lot.

Gutted that he's almost certainly going to leave. He has achieved Juan Pablo Angel-esque cult status in one season.

5 points off 9th.

Marcus Allbackkkkkkkkkkkk We are safe!

GD level with Newcastle

Is this real life?

I'm not used to this feeling of enjoyment and relaxation.

Countdown to Di Canio's explosion of fascist anger...

Still don't feel comfortable!

Can;t believe Benteke managed to stay onside

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Awayyy

Good luck all.