villan_007 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Bannan: I'm telling you man, kick this ball in their goal, that's how it works. SI: hmmm ok, start again from the beginning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SikhInTrinity Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Bannan: huhhhhhhh Ireland: I'm Superman leave this to me Bannan: I'm the Scottish Iniesta Xavi rolled into one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2013 SI : Say "burglar alarm"BB : "I'll smack yer hid" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 " Hey Barry, Isn't that the police officer sitting up there in the Director's Box the same one who arrested you recently for drink-driving?" "Yeah, it is the **** I had to get him some complimentaries for tonight's match & he even sold me 1000 tIckets to the ******* Policeman's ball too. Can I sell you a couple?" " **** that you mug, now let me see you launch this free kick straight into his balls." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 5, 2013 Moderator Share Posted September 5, 2013 Two amoeba were sliding down the street when they came across a strange spherical object... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 "Does he know about Second Breakfast?" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 SI: " Have you ever tried taking a free kick with a shisha pipe rammed up your arse because everyone on VT claims you are shite?" BB: " Best do a floater like I did on the bog this morning & like I always do on corner kicks Mr Ireland." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted September 7, 2013 Share Posted September 7, 2013 (edited) SI: I was standing like this whilst screwin' yer WAG. BB: You what mate?! Edited September 7, 2013 by ismail-villa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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