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To Hey Jude:

Naaaa, Na, Na, Na-na-naaa Naaaa, Na-na-naaa Naaaa, Luke Young!

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To 'You Let Your Country Down':

Sty-li-yan Pe-trov, Sty-li-yan Pe-trov,

Sty-li-yan Pe-trov, Sty-li-yan Pe-trov!

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And I was thinking to the tune, 'We love you Villa, we do', to add in a couple of verses to it, so it would go:

We love you Villa, we do,

We love you Villa, we do,

We love you Villa, we do,

Oooh, Villa we love you!

We love you Cuellar, we do,

We love you Cuellar, we do,

We love you Cuellar, we do,

Oooh, Cuellar we love you!

We love you Milner, we do,

We love you Milner, we do,

We love you Milner, we do,

Oooh, Milner we love you!

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Anyone going to Wigan this weekend, try and get them started, then bring them back to VP for Wednesday.

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TO the tune of..Oh when the Saints..

Oh John Carew (Oh John Carew)

Is bigger than you (Is bigger than you)

Oh John Carew is bigger than you...

He likes a beer..and a lapdance..

Oh John Carew is bigger than you!

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heres my effort for the carew saga! tune of hokey cokey (first few lines need work) ha:

you get a prem player in,

your big titties out,

in out in out you shake them all about,

you do a lovely lapdance for john carew

and he tells us he had the flu

woaaaah john careewww

wooaaah john carreeewww

wooaaah john carreww

he got a lapdance and said he had the flu

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I know this has been said before but.... we really need some new player songs!

Yesterday:

'One Randy Lerner'

'One Gareth Barry'

'One Steven Sidwell'

We also have, 'One James Milner' and 'One Curtis Davies'

For a couple of players fair enough but bloodyhell.

'Sidwell, Sidwell

Super Steve Sidwell

He's got red hair

But we don't care

Super Steve Sidwell'

'Super super Jim

Super super Jim

Super Super Jim

Super Jimmy Milner'

'With Ash on the left

And Jim on the riiiiight

They'll feed John and Gabby

We'll score goals all night'

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

'Oh Carlos Cuellar you are the love of my life

Oh Carlos Cuellar i'd let you shag my wife

Oh Carlos Cuellar, we want curly hair too!'

'Curtis Davies wooah

Curtis Davies wooah

He left the Albion scum

To join the pride of Brum'

'Na na na..

na na na na

na na na na Luke Young!'

'Na na na na

na na na na

Heeeyy Nicky Shorey'

'Stiliyan Petrov (clap clap clap clap)

Stiliyan Petrov....

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'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

'Oh Carlos Cuellar you are the love of my life

Oh Carlos Cuellar i'd let you shag my wife

Oh Carlos Cuellar, we want curly hair too!'

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Definatly liking these 2 !!! :D

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Glad you got this going again blackcountry!!!

All the posts on here about the need for new songs and all we do, as you say, is sing

"one gareth barry, steve sidwell etc etc etc

a total embarrassment, especially at villa park.

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Tried adapting some old of the Holte end songs before but didnt go down to well, but worth a try i think??? some of the younger ones will have to ask about the old tunes/players!!

tune of rod stewart sailing: old andy gray, andy townsend song:-

oh gareth, oh gareth youre the greatest the holte end say

oh gareth, oh gareth we`ll be with you all the way

repeat.

old andy lochead song:-

curtis, curtis davies, curtis davies in the air

curtis, curtis davies, curtis davies in the air.

old sammy morgan song:-

6 foot 2 eyes of blue

martin laursens after you na na na na na na na na na

big and strong from denmark

he`s the king of villa park na na na na na na na na na

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tune "of when johnny comes marching home again"

with carlos cueller in defence tra la tra la

with carlos cuelller in defence tra la tra la

play the ball up in the air

try and win it if you dare tra la la la la tra la la la

with carlos cueller in defence tra la tra la

with carlos cueller in defence tra la tra la

with curly hair and ball at his feet

carlos cueller will never get beat tra la la la la tra la la la la.

tune "rule brittania"

styl iaaan petrov we`re proud to call him stan

from midfield he will be our main man

styl iaaan petrov we`re proud to say that name

from midfield he will run the game.

REPEAT

tune "hokey cokey"

he puts his right foot in, his right foot out

in out in out he puts himself about

his name is reo coker and he`ll scream n shout

thats what he`s all about

NIGEL REO COKER, NIGEL REO COKER, NIGEL REO COKER da da da da da da

he puts his left foot in, his left foot out

in out in out he puts himself about

his name is reo coker and tackles with a clout

thats wht he`s all about

NIGEL REO COKER, NIGEL REO COKER, NIGEL REO COKER da da da da da da.

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I know this has been said before but.... we really need some new player songs!

Yesterday:

'One Randy Lerner'

'One Gareth Barry'

'One Steven Sidwell'

We also have, 'One James Milner' and 'One Curtis Davies'

For a couple of players fair enough but bloodyhell.

'Sidwell, Sidwell

Super Steve Sidwell

He's got red hair

But we don't care

Super Steve Sidwell'

'Super super Jim

Super super Jim

Super Super Jim

Super Jimmy Milner'

'With Ash on the left

And Jim on the riiiiight

They'll feed John and Gabby

We'll score goals all night'

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

'Oh Carlos Cuellar you are the love of my life

Oh Carlos Cuellar i'd let you shag my wife

Oh Carlos Cuellar, we want curly hair too!'

'Curtis Davies wooah

Curtis Davies wooah

He left the Albion scum

To join the pride of Brum'

Like all these!! I as well feel embarrassed when i hear the 'there's only one' songs. As well as the Clapping at the end of the Paul McGrath song, the 'who are ya' chant, and 'Were all going on a European Tour' Song.

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I know this has been said before but.... we really need some new player songs!

Yesterday:

'One Randy Lerner'

'One Gareth Barry'

'One Steven Sidwell'

We also have, 'One James Milner' and 'One Curtis Davies'

For a couple of players fair enough but bloodyhell.

'Sidwell, Sidwell

Super Steve Sidwell

He's got red hair

But we don't care

Super Steve Sidwell'

'Super super Jim

Super super Jim

Super Super Jim

Super Jimmy Milner'

'With Ash on the left

And Jim on the riiiiight

They'll feed John and Gabby

We'll score goals all night'

'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

'Oh Carlos Cuellar you are the love of my life

Oh Carlos Cuellar i'd let you shag my wife

Oh Carlos Cuellar, we want curly hair too!'

'Curtis Davies wooah

Curtis Davies wooah

He left the Albion scum

To join the pride of Brum'

Like all these!! I as well feel embarrassed when i hear the 'there's only one' songs. As well as the Clapping at the end of the Paul McGrath song, the 'who are ya' chant, and 'Were all going on a European Tour' Song.

Agree with this, i like the European tour song though, and it's been a while since we've been able to sing it!

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tune of rod stewart sailing: old andy gray, andy townsend song:-

oh gareth, oh gareth youre the greatest the holte end say

oh gareth, oh gareth we`ll be with you all the way

repeat.

I posted this the other day for Young.

'Oh Ashley, oh Ashley, we all love to see you play

Oh Ashley, oh Ashley, you're the greatest the Holte End say'

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qSFYSRHtzqU

'Aaaaaashley... Young is on fire!'

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'You are my Barry

My Gareth Barry

You make me happy when skies are grey

So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard

And please don't take my Barry away'

I've been trying to push this since I last saw you suggest it BCV. It's got to be a must if we're going to sing about Barry.

My only suggestion to it is changing 'So **** your Lampard, and Steven Gerrard' to 'We don't want Lampard...' or something similar. Just means more accessibility, particularly to young kids.

Other than that, yes yes yes.

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Need the lucky ones going to Prague to start some of these new ones off. Especially the Cuellar, Barry, Milner, Sidwell and Petrov ( ja la la Stillian Petrov) ones. Then bring them back Villa Park! The songs are there, now lets get them sung!

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if last weeks events aren't enough for a new song/adaptation i don't know what is! how about a twist on the classic Carew song:

John Carew, Carew,

He's bigger than me and you,

he like's a stripper or two,

John Carew, Carew

It's got my vote!

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