Hercs Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Hi everyone, I from time to time write the following type of article before and/ or after matches, I know they're not everyone's cup of tea so if you don't like it can I suggest adding another teaspoon of sugar or a bit more milk on your keyboard? *We join the lads preparing for their clash against Wolves* Houllier: Now gentlemen, I realise zese derbies zey can become 'eated affairs so I need you all to remain calm .... Esepecially you Jean II. Makoun: CALM!? CALM!? I AM ALWAYS CALM BOSS!! Houllier: Jean II, zere is no need to yell, I was just... Makoun: YELL!? 'HO IS YELLING!? I AM NOT YELLING! ..... YELLING!! GRR! Albrighton: Boss...There's crazy in his eyes, I'm scared. Houllier: Yes I see zat Marc. Jean II, what is ze matter? Wait..... Is zat ... Tiger blood!? Makoun: YES!.... IMPORTED FROM CAMEROOOOOOOOOON! A.Young: But ..... They don't even have tigers in Cameroon.... Makoun: NOT ANYMORE ZEY DO NOT!!!! *Makoun gestures to a large pile of empty glass bottles all labelled "Tiger Blood" and a machete, the lads all gasp. Delph enters* Delph: ALRIGHT LADS!! READY FOR THE MATCH!? WOLVES! KARL HENRY! IT'S GONNA BE GRRRRRRRRREEAAT!! Houllier: Fabian! 'Ave you been drinking ze tiger blood!? Delph: NO!? ROOOOOOWR! Houllier: But you seem itching for ze violence .... and ze children's Tigger suit you are wearing.... A.Young: That's the same as every week boss. Houllier: Ah Oui. So it is. *Meanwhile Gabby is talking to Friedel and Bradley* Gabby: So yeah, I've been meaning to ask you guys.... Your President, how does he get around if he's scared of planes? I mean do Murdoch and Face have to drug or trick him everytime he's got to fly somewhere or what? *Friedel and Bradley look at each other in confusion* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avfcgoodie Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Read them all on vital villa, they are brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theunderstudy Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Nice work H-man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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